Your Guide to Fall Finale and Winter Return Dates

Winter TV Preview

Many of your favorite TV shows soon will be embarking on a brief winter hiatus. (Case in point: The doctors of Grey’s and The CW’s vampires and witches have already gone on holiday.) But don’t fret, they’ll (almost) all be back — in 2012. To help you get started on your countdowns, TVLine offers this handy list of fall finales and return dates. READ MORE

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Dancing With the Stars Season 13 Finale Recap: And the Winner Is… [Updated]

How do you go about upstaging the ritual presentation of the mirrorball trophy during the Dancing With the Stars‘ season finale? Try having Carson Kressley carried onto the stage by a chest-baring Chmerkovskiy brother to the tune of Madonna’s “Vogue,” then completing his performance with a self-booty-spank.

Then again, I’m not quite sure it was really possible to distract anyone from the announcement that’s been 10 weeks in the making. Here’s how it all played out: …READ MORE

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Dancing With the Stars Finale: Which Couple Deserves to Win the Mirrorball Trophy? [Updated]

Kardashian Conspiracy Theorists, unite! The Dancing With the Stars Season 13 performance finale gave us a glimpse of Cheryl Burke in a Len Goodman mask, holding up an “11″ paddle for her partner, who just so happens to be the younger brother of Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe (AKA The One With the Baby, The One With the Sex Tape Who Is Now Inexplicably on the Cover of Everything, and The One Who Is Occasionally Pretty Funny). …READ MORE AND VOTE

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Dancing With the Stars Results: Did the Right Couple Fall Just Short of the Finals?

Any Dancing With the Stars fan with at least two functioning senses — or an ability to interpret the true meaning of the “cha-cha relay” — knew exactly which three couples Len, Carrie Ann, and Bruno wanted to see competing in next week’s Season 13 finals. But did America use their veto power to …READ MORE

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Dancing With the Stars Recap: Who Deserves a Spot in the Season 13 Finale? [Updated]

Dancing With the Stars‘ Season 13 semifinal performance night didn’t lack for drama — and every one of the eight people who took to the ballroom floor did their part to heighten the intensity of the mood:

Maksim Chmerkovskiy wore a sheer shirt and planted a smooch on Brooke Burke’s robot cheek. Hope Solo hurled some sass into Carrie Ann Inaba’s visibly outraged face. J.R. … READ MORE & VOTE

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Dancing With the Stars: Did the Right Couple Fall Just Short of the Semifinals?

This week’s Dancing With the Stars answered an important pop-cultural question about who holds more sway with the TV-viewing public: An unapologetic scold of a legal commentator or an unmarried, lesser-known Kardashian trying to carve out a little fiefdom of his own creation.

You could’ve found a hint to the answer …READ MORE

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Dancing With the Stars Recap: 'Instant' Karma [Updated]

Officially speaking, it was Instant Dance Hour on Dancing With the Stars, but it might as well have been known as Night of 1,000 Nicknames. Len re-dubbed Ricki Lake as Ricki River. Hope Solo wanted to be known as “just a girl.” And Tom Bergeron referred to Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus as “The Bickersons.”

Still, competitively speaking, it was J.R. Martinez who …READ MORE

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Dancing With the Stars: Did the Right Couple Get Booted This Week?

Conventional wisdom dictated that this week’s Dancing With the Stars eviction would come down an age-old question: Is it worse to experience a dancefloor disaster or to offer up a pre-performance package void of humor, cheekiness, and general-purpose good vibes?

Alas, …READ MORE

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Dancing With the Stars Halloween Night Recap: Monster's Ballroom [Updated]

Skeletons, she-devils, and werewolves populated the ballroom on this week’s Dancing With the Stars, along with a robot cohost that, possibly experiencing a sugar rush from a “fun-size” Halloween candy, briefly strayed from her cue cards in a moment of giddy awkwardness. Thank heavens for emcee Tom Booo-geron, who …READ MORE

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