American Idol Recap Top 7 Redux Performance Recap: Don't Trust The D- In Seat No. 3
American Idol judge Randy Jackson is quite possibly the most ridiculous person on television today, but I'm not sure I have any vitriol left for…
Read MoreAmerican Idol judge Randy Jackson is quite possibly the most ridiculous person on television today, but I'm not sure I have any vitriol left for…
Read MoreDoes anyone actually care what happened on this week's The Voice results-show telecast? No, that's not (entirely) my bitter commentary on the producers' annoying decision…
Read MoreS. Darko is definitely a movie that was made, even if the director of Donnie Darko would prefer that it hadn't been.
Read MoreThis was the week when Carrie Ann, Len, and Bruno took back a little more power from the people on Dancing With the Stars. (Given…
Read MoreWARNING: If you have yet to watch Monday's Gossip Girl, avert your eyes now. Everyone else, you may proceed.... Lola's scheme to unmask Serena as…
Read MoreThis week's Mad Men opened in a driver's ed classroom as Pete and some other students watched gory footage of auto accidents. The scene was…
Read MoreWhen Steven Spielberg shows up to direct Laser Cats 7 -- starring a stuffed-animal E.T. playing E.A.T. (Extra Awesome Terrestrial) -- you know you're in…
Read MoreWhether or not you're happy with the outcome of this week's American Idol Top 7 results show, I think we can all agree on one…
Read MoreCall me a sadist, but I love it when Jeff Probst waves delicious food under contestants' noses to try to get them to drop out…
Read MoreVideo killed the radio star, as everybody knows. And then Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew suffocated the video star with a plastic bag (as part…
Read More"It's not tough, it's sucky," said Blake Shelton, discussing the first results show of The Voice's second season. And the same can be said for…
Read MoreNothing like singing your heart out for one final chance at reality TV/singing stardom only to receive an unceremonious slap on the rump from Carson…
Read More"We're gonna kiss somebody goodbye. Real goodbye," said a menacing Gene Simmons at the top of this week's Dancing With the Stars results recap. And…
Read MoreAdam Levine and Blake Shelton may have been the co-winners of the battle to deliver the best one-liner on this week's episode of The Voice,…
Read MoreLongtime Mad Men viewers got quite a payoff this week, as our Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce favorites reverted to unfaithful form (kinda), reflected on how…
Read MoreJennnifer Lopez premiered a "music" video for her new instrumental single, "Dance Again," on tonight's American Idol Top 8 results telecast, and surely it's a…
Read More"No one deserves to go tonight," Len Goodman solemnly declared at the top of this week's Dancing With the Stars results-show telecast. But the head…
Read MorePretty much everything and everyone got flipped upside down on this week's Smash: Enemies became frenemies, marriages imploded, and gays fundraised for the Republican party.…
Read MoreMenacing mimes. Male strippers. Cee Lo Green in a slinky red jumpsuit with deep-plunging, lace-up neckline and a delicate ladywig. Carson Daly turning superlatives into…
Read MoreIf you're going to get eliminated from American Idol, it might as well happen on the same week when five of the nine contestants received…
Read MoreThe most frustrating portion of The Voice has finally (¡finally!) come to an end -- and to celebrate, I've composed a little ditty to the…
Read MoreShed no tears for the 10th-place finisher on Season 11 of American Idol. (Well, unless you feel sorry for said contestant having had to endure…
Read MoreI'm pretty certain there was heated disagreement among the five judges. (Was it possible Isaac Mizrahi was kicking Tommy Hilfiger's shins just below camera range?)…
Read MoreIf you weren't already convinced that Colton was one of the most reprehensible characters in the history of reality television, then the first half of…
Read More"The most exciting phase of The Voice continues!" host Carson Daly declared at the top of Monday's episode, focusing on the third set of Season…
Read MoreThis just in: Survivor: One World is now Survivor: Greek Gods Vs. Peasants. Yep, with 14 players left in the game, Probst gave the old…
Read MoreMuch like Ivy Lynn halucinating in her bedroom on this week's episode of Smash, I'm wondering if some of this week's storylines might've been figments…
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