Quotes Of The Week For May 17, 2020
We've rounded up the best TV quotes from May 17 through May 23, 2020. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!
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RUN
"When I saw that picture on your phone, it broke my heart."
"You can't be upset with me that I have kids."
"I'm not upset that you have kids. I'm upset you don't have my kids."
"I didn't want ginger kids."
Ruby (Merritt Wever) jokes with Billy (Domhnall Gleeson) about a life that could have been
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BATWOMAN
"I'm not about to spend the rest of my life looking like the bastard who couldn't get the rods in the nuclear reactor in time!"
Tommy (Gabriel Mann) won't hush up about wanting a new face
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BATWOMAN (Bonus Quote!)
"The head of the geology department and dumb as..."
Alice (Rachel Skarsten) is about to "rock" an unhelpful professor's world
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INSECURE
"Man, this baby won't stop crying! [to Simone] Why you reachin' for my t—ty? Ain't nothin' in there! Is that a Wheat Thin? That's a Wheat Thin!"
Kelli (Natasha Rothwell), leaving Issa possibly the Kelli-est voicemail ever
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THE VOICE
"All eyes are on Kelly Clarkson's red wine spilling. It's going to happen at some point."
Carson Daly, just saying what we were all thinking
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THE VOICE (Bonus Quote!)
"[Inaudible]"
Blake Shelton's last pep talk to his team members was all of us during our first time on Zoom
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DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
"Get in, losers! We're going looming."
Zari (Tala Ashe) channels Regina George as she and Constantine arrive to save the Legends
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S.W.A.T.
"Hey! What's her name, the blonde bitch?"
"Oh, there's no blonde, I made that up. But on the bright side, your boyfriend's faithful."
Lynch (Amy Farrington) tricks an insecure girlfriend into snitching
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DEFENDING JACOB
"You think he did it? Do ya?"
"Yeah."
"You sure?... Guy's a child molester, right?"
"Sort of."
"How the f—k are you sort of a child molester?"
Billy (J.K. Simmons) has some questions about the man Andy (Chris Evans) thinks killed Ben Rifkin
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THE BACHELOR PRESENTS: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
"I have a question: Do they do Fantasy Suites on this show? 'Cause you need to get there."
Franchise alum Kaitlyn Bristowe is correctly assessing Trevor and Jamie's obvious physical chemistry
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MRS. AMERICA
"You OK?"
"I discovered a better way to eat."
A stoned Alice (Sarah Paulson) doesn't need a fork — or to sit upright! — as she satisfies her late-night munchies
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HOLEY MOLEY
"You know what they originally called this hole, when they first pitched it to ABC? 'Lawsuit.'"
Rob Riggle delivers blistering commentary on Season 2's 'Dragon's Breath' obstacle
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DC'S STARGIRL
"The Justice Society must live on. Someone with honor, and strength, must carry the torch."
"I'll try—"
"Not you."
Starman (Joel McHale) doesn't see "Stripesy" (Luke Wilson) as his successor