Quotes Of The Week: Flight Attendant, Moon Knight, Ozark, Barry And More
Apparently, May flowers aren't the only thing that April showers bring: They've also delivered a fresh batch of Quotes of the Week.
In the list below, we've gathered nearly 20 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we've got Steven's lukewarm reaction to Harrow's new look on Moon Knight, a meta moment for The Flight Attendant's Kaley Cuoco and her real-life sister, Katy Perry's allusion to her romantic past on American Idol and a first-time experience that Barry's Noho Hank is a little too excited to try.
Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Sanditon, Ozark and Better Things, plus quotable moments from Blue Bloods, The Endgame, Gaslit and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
MOON KNIGHT
"It's so strange. The little haircut. The little silly 'stache there. Very Ned Flanders."
D'oh! Steven (Oscar Isaac) takes stock of Harrow's "doctor"-ly makeover
SANDITON
"I had sworn off love and marriage, and yet, have come to realize I cannot hide myself away. I must live my life. Is it not time you did the same?"
A breathless Charlotte (Rose Williams) to Alexander, just before he grabs and kisses her... and later, breaks her heart
SANDITON (Bonus Quote!)
"We may be preposterous, Mr. Lockhart, but we are honest and sincere."
A fired-up Arthur (Turlough Convery), upon hearing Charles Lockhart insult Sanditon and its residents
AMERICAN IDOL
"Noah, I feel like maybe you should Wikipedia me."
Katy Perry, famously an ex-girlfriend of John Mayer's, balks at Noah Thompson's suggestion that Perry picked a Mayer song for him to sing
GASLIT
"This party is crazy! Ehrlichman is a fascist. He wants to nuke all of Asia. Everyone's so evil here, I'm having so much fun!"
Mo (Betty Gilpin) has a blast exploring the dark side of politics while meeting John Dean's colleagues at a fundraiser
BLUE BLOODS
"Don't look at me. You guys raised him."
Eddie (Vanessa Ray) draws Reagan family stares after Jamie refuses to get crafty in beating a DUI charge
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT (Episode 4)
"I'm sorry, you look so familiar. Have we met...?"
"No."
Kaley Cuoco (as Cassie) finally shares a scene with her sister Briana (as Cecilia)
OZARK (Episode 10)
"The poor f—ker doesn't have a clue what he spawned."
Ruth (Julia Garner) marvels at brother-murderer Wendy's ability to pull the wool over her oblivious father's eyes
OZARK (Episode 13)
"My current situation — as I see it — is I am not well. Mentally."
An exasperated, unhinged Wendy (Laura Linney) attempts to calmly explain to the psychiatric hospital's receptionist why she wants to be admitted ASAP
THE ENDGAME
"The president is in New York. Why?!"
"To see a show?"
Val (Ryan Michelle Bathe) wants answers, but all Elena (Morena Baccarin) offers is wisecracks
CALL THE MIDWIFE
"Sometimes, we show our true strength by acknowledging our weaknesses."
Sister Monica Joan (Judy Parfitt) drops some knowledge after Cyril confesses that he hasn't talked to his wife about her miscarriage, to seem strong
BARRY
"This is my first interrogation, you know. I'm, like, legit nervous."
Noho Hank (Anthony Carrigan) is way too excited to get grilled by the cops
BETTER THINGS
"Mom, you're nice. You know something... you're a really good person. You have a way of bringing people together and making people feel good. And, I don't know, I like it. I like you. I like the way you live your life. I've got to take a s—t."
Duke (Olivia Edward) shares some finale-worthy feelings with her mom before needing to make an abrupt exit
BETTER THINGS (Bonus Quote!)
"Phil, we had fun, didn't we?"
"Didn't we just?"
Sam (Pamela Adlon) already misses her mom (Celia Imrie), who decided to stay in England for good
NCIS: LOS ANGELES
"If you had told me a year ago that I would be dealing with mischievous digital facsimiles of my agents trying to seduce me with prank phone calls, I'd have moved to a yurt in Mongolia to never be heard from again — but apparently this is the idiotic world we have chosen to live in."
Kilbride (Gerald McRaney) aptly sums up this wild year of Agent Callen deep fakes
HEARTSTOPPER (Episode 5)
"If he is even slightly mean to you..."
"Yeah, you'll murder him. I know."
"I was going to say I'd send him a strongly worded DM, but... murder's fine, too."
Tao (William Gao) lets Charlie (Joe Locke) know that his crush had better not hurt him
HEARTSTOPPER (Episode 8)
"Nick..."
"Yeah?"
"Does this mean we're boyfriends?"
"Yes! Was that not already established the last 10 times we made out?!"
Nick (Kit Connor) and Charlie (Joe Locke), giving us what may be the happiest ending of 2022