Quotes Of The Week: Lucifer, Ted Lasso, Big Brother, The Walking Dead And More

We know it's after Labor Day and all, but as far as we're concerned, you can wear all the white you want while scrolling through our latest Quotes of the Week column.

With another seven days of television behind us, we've gathered more than a dozen of the small screen's best sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Ted Lasso's appreciation of a long-running medical drama, an uncharacteristically frightened Negan on The Walking Dead, the shocking introduction of a Circle contestant and an important lesson in human sexuality from Power Book III: Raising Kanan.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Big Brother and Nine Perfect Strangers, plus a rare triple dose of dialogue, courtesy of Lucifer's final season. (Catch up on all of our Season 6 coverage here.)

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Really? So we're just gonna go toward the screaming? Cool."

Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), flummoxed by Maggie and Alden's response to danger

"I have never been so excited. I feel like I'm about to meet Barack Obama!"

Hannah is very pumped to get roasted by the show's robotic zing-slinger, Zingbot

"Kyland, listening to you talk is like sitting by a brook... an endless, babbling brook. Shut the f–k up!"

Apparently Zingbot's been watching the live feeds, too!

"No intracranial hemorrhaging?"

"No."

"Or subdural hematoma?"

"No. You seem to know a lot about brain injuries..."

"Yeah, well, I watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy in my early thirties."

Grey's Anatomy fan Ted (Jason Sudeikis) comes prepared with questions when he retrieves Sharon from the hospital

"Typical Riverdale. The Pussycats always getting upstaged by something."

"Better a new baby than a dead body."

Melody (Asha Bromfield) and Valerie (Hayley Law) are tired of their hometown's wacky shenanigans

"Lesbian sex doesn't get you pregnant, Mom."

Nicole (Annabelle Zasowski), sarcastically responding to her mother after she tries to convince Nicole to sleep with her male date for the dance and eschew lesbianism

"Oh, my lord! He needs some cornbread and biscuits and some pinto beans. He needs something to eat. He's so skinny."

Michelle's motherly instincts kick in when she sees Daniel's profile picture for the first time

"Every one of us drank the Kool-Aid this morning. Every one of us. Except this morning, I didn't drink out of despair. I drank out of hope... And when I woke up this morning, you know what I thought about? Painting my house. Maybe getting a dog. Definitely taking you out to dinner."

"[teary] That was, um... If I ever do write romance again, I'm gonna steal that."

Even romance author Frances (Melissa McCarthy) melts at Tony's (Bobby Cannavale) sweet monologue

"Hey, did you give us mushrooms? You was only supposed to give us [ecstasy]."

"Yes! You specifically asked for it."

"Well, not to make my nose fall off of my face!"

Jessica (Samara Weaving) is still reeling from a drug-induced hallucination that her nose broke off into the bathroom sink

"I think the church is too hard on its nuns."

Leland (Michael Emerson) gives David the most cursory recap of his conversation with a knife-wielding Sister Andrea

"Lord Harlan, you do have a flair for the dramatic."

Queen Kane (Sylvia Hoeks) wryly reacts to Lord Harlan's decision to cut out the tongue of a friendly (!) informant

"Emy and Gabo have an absolute zero percent chance of winning any missions... And although they both look like they've murdered several people in their lives, I don't think that's going to be a strong enough bonding force to get these two over the hump."

Devin makes a funny at the rookies' expense

"My Mazikeen is gonna rule that throne."

"I'm going to make you proud. Subjugating scum, grinding my siblings under my boot..."

Eve (Inbar Lavi) and Maze (Lesley-Ann Brandt) get ready for one Hell of an adventure

"Lucifer...?"

"Would it kill you to knock?"

"Your door is an elevator!"

Amenadiel (DB Woodside) has a point

"I get a bit squirrelly myself after a dry patch. How long has it been exactly?"

"[Carol sighs] I don't know. About 14, maybe 15—"

"Days? Oh, that's awful."

"Months."

"Fifteen months?! How can you even walk properly? Thank future me I'm here. We need to remedy this situation immediately."

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) makes it his mission to save Detective Corbett's (Scott Porter) sex life