Quotes Of The Week: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Barry, Chicago Fire, Ellen And More

The return of a Grey's Anatomy fan favorite, a memorable Chicago Fire bridal shower and Ellen DeGeneres' final talk show monologue all scored a spot in our latest Quotes of the Week roundup.

In the list below, we've gathered more than a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, in addition to the aforementioned trio of shows, we've got quotable moments from Barry, American Idol, Hacks and The Circle, among others, along with double doses of NCIS: Los Angeles and Obi-Wan Kenobi (read our premiere recap).

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"We are cancelling the show... The algorithm felt it wasn't hitting the right taste clusters."

Network executive Diane (Elizabeth Perkins) has some tough news for Sally about her new streaming series

"It's like acid reflex, I just can't stop it."

"Re-flux."

Kensi (Daniela Ruah) corrects Deeks' (Eric Christian Olsen) malapropism

"And Rountree..."

"Yes, sir?"

"How could you not mention Moana."

Rountree's Disney musical blindspot greatly disappoints Kilbride (Gerald McRaney)

"We're going home! I get to see my dogs! And my family, of course. But my dogs!"

Top 3 finalist Leah Marlene has her priorities in the correct order upon visiting her hometown

"What is the bride-to-be's favorite position..."

"You pervs!"

"...in the CFD?"

Violet (Hanako Greensmith) has some fun with a bridal shower game for Stella (Miranda Rae Mayo)

"Well, not the first time I've been upstaged by a scene-stealing cow. I worked with Chevy Chase in the '90s."

Deborah (Jean Smart) cracks a joke after being outshined by a pregnant cow at a state fair

"I am Haja Estree, Jedi. I help all who are in need. In return, I ask only for a few credits. The shadows are my realm, for the light is an unforgiving place for my kind."

"Of course. How much?"

"Five hundred to locate the girl, another 300 to take you to her."

"Goodness, that light is unforgiving."

Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) realizes the farce is strong with Haja (Kumail Nanjiani)

"Now, if anyone asks, we're farmers from Tawr and you're my daughter."

"Granddaughter, maybe."

"What?"

"Nothing!"

Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) gets zinged by his charge (Vivien Lyra Blair)

"She's one of the most impressive agents I've ever seen."

"She's OK, I guess — for someone who got caught and all."

Lucy (Yasmine Al-Bustami) doesn't share Kate's (Tori Anderson) admiration for the beautiful Russian operative currently in their custody

"I just can't believe I practically told 'Nathan' he could park that [censored] into this [censored]!"

Flirting backfires for Yu Ling Wu, who reacts to learning that "Nathan" is actually a catfish named Alex

"What's this?"

"Keys to the chief's office. You broke it, you bought it."

Bailey (Chandra Wilson) "congratulates" Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) on her unexpected promotion

"Never say never. Sometimes love comes back around."

April (Sarah Drew) consoles Amelia and thrills "Japril" fans

"Holy s—t! You know it's serious when they use a voice modulator that can only be described as Auto-Tuned André the Giant. And remember, this is about a restaurant that sells ham sandwiches. What's the worst Subway could do to that man? Make him eat one?"

"When we started the show, I couldn't say 'gay.' I was not allowed to say 'gay.' I say it at home a lot — you know, 'What are we having for our gay breakfast?' or 'Pass the gay salt,' or 'Has anyone seen the gay remote?' — but we couldn't say 'gay.' I couldn't say 'we' because that would imply that I was with someone. Sure couldn't say 'wife,' and that's because it wasn't legal for gay people to get married. Now I say 'wife' all the time."

During her last show, DeGeneres acknowledges how much has changed since 2003 — and calls attention to wife (and front-row audience member) Portia de Rossi