Quotes Of The Week: Promised Land, Mrs. Maisel, Euphoria, Billions And More

It's time to revisit the small screen's best and most recent bon mots, otherwise known as TVLine's picks for Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered a dozen memorable sound bites from television's past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Peacemaker's very on-brand greeting of some fellow DC heroes, a peek into how The Amazing Race's Dusty spends his free time, a widening rift between Celebrity Big Brother's Carson and Miesha, and proof that Cassie's mom on Euphoria has had enough of her daughter's antics.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Billions, plus a triple dose of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel's first two Season 4 episodes (grade 'em here).

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I need you to know, nothing happened between us. I know what you're thinking. Nothing... nothing happened."

"What a relief — you didn't sleep with a priest. Thank you."

Lettie (Cecilia Suárez) pleads her innocence after Joe (John Ortiz) realizes her ex-turned-clergyman is in town

"Miriam, do we need a pill?"

A panicked Susie (Alex Borstein) desperately tries to quell Midge's taxi-cab meltdown

"Let me get this straight: I wasn't supposed to give you the money that you were supposed to give to Midge that you didn't give to me but now I'm supposed to give you my money even though I know because you told me two days ago that the minute you get any money you lose it immediately?"

"... Yes."

Susie (Alex Borstein) is slow to acknowledge that she does not have a leg to stand on while negotiating loan terms with Joel (Michael Zegen)

"Finally, don't mention the city of Cleveland. Or use the word moist."

"That last one I get."

A doctor at the "psychiatric spa" where Sophie is recovering from a nervous breakdown updates Susie (Alex Borstein) about the patient's newest trigger words

"This is where my Colorado extracurricular activities are gonna come into play!"

Dusty is fairly confident in his ability to roll Greek dolmades... among other things

"I knew there was no way he knew what you were talking about!!"

Eagly utterly failing his helmet-delivering mission proves Harcourt (Jennifer Holland) right

"You're late, you f—ing d—heads."

Peacemaker (John Cena) informs Aquaman, Flash et al. that they are super-tardy to the Butterfly-bashing party

"You can't keep sprinkling glitter on s—t to make it look pretty. Guess what, Mom — it still stinks."

According to Dana (Rance Nix), the truth hurts even if it sparkles

"You know, Kate, sometimes staying too long is a bigger risk than leaving too soon. It's never a right time to make a big change."

Wendy (Maggie Siff) advises Kate about switching jobs and camps

"Maybe I'm ready to do some teaching, too. Be a peer, not just an acolyte."

Kate (Condola Rashad) astutely explains to Chuck why she left the attorney general's office for Michael Prince's firm — aka the enemy

"That's crazy. I have a charger on me. Why didn't you guys just ask?"

"Why wouldn't we ask a police officer for help in a stressful situation? Oh, I don't know, maybe all of human history?"

Yasper (Ben Schwartz) keeps it real with Detective Culp (John Early)

"Oh, where is Miesha? I noticed she didn't come up for the party. She must be busy eating kale."

Newly crowned Head of Household Carson takes note of a conspicuous absence at his HOH bedroom unveiling party

"Oh, she needs a f—king exorcism."

Suze (Alanna Ubach) can't handle one more minute of daughter Cassie's emotional meltdown