Fuller House: Aunt Becky Exit Storylines

Considering that Lori Loughlin has recurred throughout Fuller House's previous four seasons, it'll be awfully hard to explain why she's suddenly stopped paying visits to her former home which still houses nieces D.J. and Stephanie, as well as their many precocious children. That's where TVLine comes in!

Having given it some thought, we've come up with six extremely meta exit strategies for Aunt Becky...

Aunt Becky goes to take care of her sickly Aunt Ida, who's somehow still alive

Ida still thinks that Jesse's a "hoodlum," so he stays back to take care of Pamela.

Aunt Becky gets poached by The View

The Wake Up, San Francisco vet will spend most weeks shooting in New York, and have limited downtime to return home to Jesse and Pamela.

Aunt Becky pays an extended visit to Michelle

Jesse's wife packs a bag and heads to the Big Apple to help her niece continue to build upon her fashion empire. [Cue fourth wall break]

Aunt Becky accidentally takes a "walk around the table" with Jesse's identical twin cousin Stavros

As a result, Becky is forced to pack a bag and spend the rest of her life with Stavros in Greece.

Aunt Becky stops to smell the roses, ingests a poisonous flower, dies

Have mercy, indeed!

Aunt Becky gets indicted in a bribery scheme

Mrs. Katsopolis heads to the slammer after it's discovered that she paid someone at the Dept. of Health $500,000 (total coincidence!) to change the grade on Nicky and Alex's fish taco truck from a "D" to an "A."