Quotes Of The Week: I May Destroy You, Stargirl, Room 104, S.H.I.E.L.D. And More

A real housewife of New York City, three late-night TV hosts and the disembodied voice of Ryan Reynolds all make an appearance in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.

We've once again gathered the most memorable dialogue from the past seven days of television, featuring more than 15 highlights from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a culinary effort that went unappreciated on Wynonna Earp, a father-daughter talk on Yellowstone that may have gotten a little too personal, a literally unbelievable anecdote from To Tell the Truth and not one, but two Big Brother quotes that involve All-Star Enzo discussing large, yellow objects.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s series finale (sniff!), plus sound bites from DC's Stargirl, I May Destroy You, Room 104, The Tonight Show and more.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Not today, seitan!"

Wynonna (Melanie Scrofano) swats away Waverly's attempt at a vegan chili cookoff entry

"President Trump claimed that the 1918 Spanish Flu 'probably ended World War II,' despite the two events happening more than decades apart. Look, I get it. It's confusing. We're in the year 2020, and somehow, the only band on tour right now is Smash Mouth. I mean, 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming...'"

"This girl looks like a bootleg Teletubby right now."

Janelle's star costume reminds Enzo of a knock-off Laa-Laa

"It's my first time straddling a giant banana. I guess it's fun, in a weird way. I know you guys are gonna put, like, music behind it, and put it in slow motion... what am I doing?!"

Ask and you shall receive, Enzo!

"That's not the glow of a blushing bride."

"Oh, Dad, the blush was f—ked outta me years ago."

"Jesus, Beth. Baby, I love our man-to-man talks, but we need to set some g—damn boundaries here. I can't unhear that, honey!"

"Well, it was a metaphor. [Beat] Sort of."

Beth (Kelly Reilly) certainly knows how to make John (Kevin Costner) blush

"I don't have time for this."

Stargirl (Brec Bassinger) quickly zaps a shiv-wielding Cindy

"Diarrhea has a way of showing up when you need it most."

More sage advice from 'Countess' Luann de Lesseps

"The Democrats have just announced that the entire convention is going to be virtual, and Joe Biden will no longer travel to Milwaukee to accept the Democratic nomination. It's to keep him safe, which is the right thing to do. I mean, what's the worst that can happen if a Democrat doesn't go to Wisconsin?"

"Do you lead with this on dates, No. 3?"

"No, I don't really talk about it too much, honestly."

"You don't talk about how you saved a white woman's life, in a burning building...? Okayyyy, No. 3."

Anthony Anderson, like panelists Deon Cole and Mike Tyson, sees holes in a heroic story — but they were wrong!

"I want a hug."

In the throes of a no-strings hookup bender, Kwame (Paapa Essiedu) briefly lets his sex-driven guard down in front of his latest potential conquest

"Impressive."

"Thank you."

Mack (Henry Simmons) has a front row seat for Sousa's (Enver Gjokaj) Daisy-kissing game

"First of all, I'm the one with the scientific knowledge to be able to repatch the power. Danny Boy over here is still impressed by light bulbs."

"Not accurate, or nice."

Deke (Jeff Ward) volunteers to stay behind, instead of The Man Out of Time (Enver Gjokaj)

"Your husband hasn't f—ked you in over two years. Does that even qualify as divorce?"

"I'm really happy you're here to minimize what I'm going through. It's very special, thank you."

Eva (Melissa Fumero) sarcastically thanks Jaimie (Vivian Bang) for making light of her failed marriage

"At this point, our best shot at Trump attacking COVID is someone telling him the virus ovulates."

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"Sowing discord in the fields of my peace. They needed it."

Lady Mae (Lynn Whitfield), bringing her relationship with daughter Grace (Merle Dandridge) full circle

"The Don't Rapid Response Team rushed to the scene — a tense moment — but thanks to their quick action, they were able to help Walter get up and remind him that he signed a liability waiver, so this was on him. Truly, a happy ending for all."

Narrator Ryan Reynolds apprises viewers of an oversized matchstick's tough tumble