Quotes Of The Week: Snowfall, Ghosts, SVU, A Million Little Things And More

We've been collecting our favorite TV quotes all week long, and there's nearly two dozen of 'em to share this time around.

In the Quotes of the Week compilation below, we've gathered 20-plus memorable sound bites from television's past seven days, with scripted gems hailing from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

Our latest selections include Lois' questionable TV taste on Family Guy, How I Met Your Father's good-natured dig at Drew Barrymore's kooky daytime show, a Legends of Tomorrow lie that couldn't be less convincing, and a nugget of Kings of Napa wisdom that Team TVLine can certainly get behind.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Resident Alien, Grey's Anatomy, Snowfall and Ghosts.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Where the hell have you two been?"

"[In unison] Foraging."

Gary (Adam Tsekhman) and Gideon (Amy Louise Pemberton) have definitely not been foraging in the woods

"How do you lose an actress?"

"Look, in my defense, Angela didn't notice either — and she's a detective."

Wes (Shawn Ashmore) may be suspended, but can still argue a case

"There should be a way to pause this. Like, you have a separate box recording the picture and sound simultaneously. It should be able to rewind, too."

Abe (Tony Shalhoub) bemoans the fact that wife Rose is missing part of their favorite TV show to answer a knock at the door

"Have you ever seen a dog try to eat the kibble out of another dog's dish, Rose Weissman?"

One of New York City's foremost marriage brokers (Kelly Bishop) issues a not-so-subtle warning to up-and-coming matchmaker Rose

"I'm going to ask Jack to be my best man. Maybe Jennifer could stand up for you?"

"She thinks I killed her mother."

"Not anymore, she knows that was an accident."

"Still, it's in poor taste."

Considering how many people Xander (Paul Telfer) and Gwen (Emily O'Brien) have wronged in Salem, this is going to be one small wedding

"Oh, nothing is inarguable. That's why I continue to thrive."

Chuck (Paul Giamatti) brags to the MTA comptroller while trying to convince her not to take Prince's shady subway donation

"By the way, Lois, when we get back to our room, you can choose the streaming service we watch tonight."

"Even Crackle?"

[Visibly horrified] "Eh, even Crackle."

Quagmire (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is finally living out his fantasy of being with Lois — even if it means having to watch Crackle

"How do you know what a therapist is?"

"Because Thor watching old reruns of Frasier. Niles, in particular, very funny. Only likes best coffee."

We guess we know what Thor (Devan Long) is binge-watching when he can't sleep

"You're a woman with a comely nape, and this man wants to kiss it."

Isaac (Brandon Scott Jones) attempts to hit on Hetty

"I have never been Glock-blocked before."

A predatorial podcaster (guest star Jake Weber) tries to get handsy with undercover, pistol-packing Rollins

"I wrote a new album and... the first single is coming out this week. This morning, I taped a segment on The Drew Barrymore Show and she called it a 'Certified Barrymore Banger.' And then a bunch of donuts fell from the ceiling. [Extended pause] I really do not understand that show."

"Drew is daytime's new darling. Get on board."

Meredith (Leighton Meester) triggers Barrymore superfan Sid (Suraj Sharma)

"While we're airing our dirty laundry, you should know that the person Katherine's been seeing? It's me. It's pretty freaky, the stuff we do sexually. Our safeword is 'Eddie.'"

Gary (James Roday Rodriguez) teases Eddie about his ex-wife's new relationship

"I thought you guys were getting along great. The way she talks about it, your house is all handcuffs and frozen dildos."

"Oh, yeah, she was kidding about that stuff."

"No. She wasn't, no. It's real. And it lives inside me forever now."

D'Arcy (Alice Wetterlund) may never be able to forget Kate and Ben's kinky sex stories

"All right, we need to celebrate!"

"I have beer in the fridge. One beer. Well, half a beer. Actually, I think it's open, but we could split it?"

"Oh, I hid joints in your closet in high school. Maybe they're still there."

"That's Max's room now. There's weed in my child's bedroom?!"

"Hope so!"

Despite her unconventional methods, D'Arcy's (Alice Wetterlund) past self really comes through when Ben (Levi Fiehler) needs it the most

"Holy crap, they even have their own Jin!"

Jin (Bobby Lee) spies a familiar face on a rival tug-of-war team

"You're allowed to gossip and work, August. That's what makes it jazzy and fun."

You don't have to tell that to anyone at TVLine, Yvette (Heather Simms)

"... and your plan was to leave without saying goodbye?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Because if I say goodbye to you, Grey, I might not actually leave."

Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) and Cormac (Richard Flood), giving us a taste of what might have been

"Fat people know they're fat. You do not need to tell them."

Zander (Zaiver Sinnett), schooling Link on his poor bedside manner

"Maybe I should put myself on this app, show them what they're missing out on, with a little Party Marty..."

"I'm not sure there's an audience for 'white surfer dude who hasn't quite mastered The Floss.' But I do know a few websites in which your thirst traps would kill."

Kensi (Daniela Ruah) questions Deeks' (Eric Christian Olsen) TikTok-ability

"Saw you and Grady were like Bert and Ernie up in this motherf—ker, and wanted to send a message he knew you'd hear."

Leon (Isaiah John) bluntly and comically explains to Franklin why Teddy would (and did) kill Grady

"Little late for this, but I'm sorry for shooting you and all. I'm glad you... didn't not make it."

Stripper-turned-hitwoman Black Diamond (Christine Horn) awkwardly apologizes to Louie for trying to kill her last season