Quotes Of The Week: American Idol, WandaVision, This Is Us, Mom And More

A Masked Dancer judge, a crestfallen American Idol musician and not one, but two inhabitants of WandaVision's Hex all make appearances in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.

Per our Sunday tradition, the week's best TV dialogue is gathered in the list below, which features zingers and bon mots from more than a dozen series.

This time around, we've got John Oliver's suggested slogan for the GOP (which only became more apt as the week went on), Sonny's brutal honesty for Clay's love life on SEAL Team, Good Trouble's appreciation for a Reese Witherspoon classic, and a closer examination of Christy's wardrobe choices on Mom.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of WandaVision (read Episode 7 recap), plus sound bites from The Good Doctor, MacGyver, It's a Sin, Servant and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Dead eyes, empty hearts, Ted Cruz."

Oliver paraphrases Friday Night Lights' Coach Taylor and comes up with a potential new slogan for the GOP

"You're so nice. Sometimes I think you might secretly be a serial killer."

"I get that a lot."

Sometimes being too charming has its downsides, as is the case with ultimate nice guy Wade (Walton Goggins)

"Would you mind if I lowered the volume by four output levels?"

"Ooh!"

Shaun's (Freddie Highmore) turn-ons apparently include watching the Weather Channel at just the right volume

"I've been in three fistfights in my life, and every single one of them was because of Dorothy. Bring on number four."

"I cannot fight you, Julian."

"But you can be punched..."

Julian (Rupert Grint) has absolutely had it with Uncle George's (Boris McGiver) presence

"Ken is so good at this game. It's really astounding."

"Then why doesn't he get most of them right?"

Judge Paula Abdul, who ultimately logged the season's highest number of correct guesses, rightfully takes issue with Brian Austin Green's compliment for Ken Jeong

"Look at all these tiny hoodies. You'd think I have a 10-year-old son."

Bonnie (Allison Janney) cleans out Christy's closet and stumbles upon her many zip-ups

"OK, so maybe I went a little too dark there. But they'll be fine! Vision is made of vibranium. They literally inherited tough skin."

A newly apathetic Wanda (Elizabeth Olsen) is certain that sons Billy and Tommy can handle the harsh truths she just delivered

"I actually did bite a kid once."

After assuring Billy and Tommy there's no reason to fear her babysitting, Agnes (Kathryn Hahn) reveals the truth in a talking head

"The network just wants you to say sorry on air. Well, not sorry. One of those apologies where you never actually use the word sorry. You get it. You've seen countless men apologize before."

Mika (Kimrie Lewis), getting right to the heart of all fake celebrity apologies. Sorry, not sorry.

"Oh my God — are we going to get this started, or are you going to keep explaining how you suck at it?"

Desi (Levy Tran) grows impatient with her chatty, would-be killer

"Next time, I'll have her audition for The Voice."

Young auditioner Danica Steakley has come to terms with her rejection; her dad, not so much

"Don't touch the boys. No yankin' the Yanks!"

Ritchie (Olly Alexander) warns United States-bound Colin to behave

"I've seen this reality show before — Love Island: Vah Beach. Ain't nobody wanna see a reboot."

Sonny (AJ Buckley) catches Clay texting old flame Stella

"So you're going to be like Elle Woods?"

"What, like it's hard?"

Callie (Maia Mitchell) does her best Legally Blonde impression after announcing to her friends that she's working for a non-profit criminal defense attorney

"I know I'm a lot."

"Hey — you're just the right amount."

Rebecca (Mandy Moore) lays a lot, but not too much, on Miguel (Jon Huertas)

"What happened to, 'De-escalate, we don't want to make things harder for Jackson'?"

"That was super-weird. I feel like I had a testosterone contact high."

Chen (Melissa O'Neill) joins in on Tim (Eric Winter) and Stanton's chest-puffing