Quotes Of The Week: Good Girls, Loki, Big Brother, Schmigadoon! And More

If the summer heat is starting to get to you, we'd suggest staying inside and scrolling through our latest Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've compiled nearly 20 of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got American Horror Stories' meta reference to its mothership's very first season, a Dr. Death line that also appears to be slyly self-referential, a tearjerking finale revelation for Loki and his female counterpart, and the first sign of trouble for Frenchie's Head of Household reign on Big Brother.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of grown-ish, Schmigadoon! and Good Girls, plus quotable moments from Animal Kingdom, The White Lotus, Legends of Tomorrow, Never Have I Ever and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Mornin', fellas."

Deran (Jake Weary), most casually getting the drop on Pope's vengeful cousins

"It's like if The Walking Dead was also Glee."

Josh (Keegan-Michael Key), annoyed by the inescapable musical number accompanying his lovers' spat with Melissa

"Oh, look! There's the swing I used to swing on the summer that I turned 14. It seems like that was only yesterday!"

"But it wasn't... right?"

Josh (Keegan-Michael Key) struggles to verify the age of picnic date Betsy (Dove Cameron)

"Are they bigger? I haven't seen them in a while."

Nicole (Connie Britton) is doubtful husband Mark has testicular cancer after conducting a close examination of his junk

"I'm the HOH! Oh my God, I'm so happy. And then Julie offers me two weeks [of safety]? I was feelin' so froggy, I came about a lightning bug's length from the butt crack of a donkey to taking that."

After this nonsensical sentence, we should have known Frenchie's stint as Head of Household would be completely confusing

"You like the chase. And once you get it, you out."

"Now you sound like Karen."

A disheartened Fatima (Crystal Hayslett) tells Zac (Devale Ellis) how she feels after their latest hookup

"Who died? Oh God, was it Dennis?! I had a dream that he was held hostage and bound in a basement. I thought it was just a weird sex thing."

Kelly (Anastasia Leddick) reacts to the sight of a crying Alice, Malika, Mariana and Davia, and mistakes it for a tragedy

"Ben is an obnoxious hobbit who has tortured you for countless years. Paxton is a mixed-race hottie who got scouted to model while sitting in the audience at The Price Is Right."

Fabiola (Lee Rodriguez) makes it incredibly clear which boy she thinks Devi should date

"What's your favorite Ken Jeong-hosted show?"

"The Masked Singer. [To Ken] You're hilarious."

"Thank you so much. I really appreciate it."

"You don't get a lot of them right, honey. But we don't care."

Cathy pays guest host Ken Jeong a left-handed compliment

"Finally, a win for straight white men."

Zari (Tala Ashe) watches Nate unwittingly steal an acting job from her

"I don't even know who she is."

"Well, your penis did, boy!"

Hanna (Crystal R. Fox) could not care less if son Benny (Tyler Lepley) remembers hooking up with his baby mama

"Sooo, just to be clear, there's nothing in it for us?"

"How about not going away for all of this?"

"Now, would that be to a Canadian prison?"

"Does that matter?"

"I think I could handle it."

Annie (Mae Whitman) clearly doesn't fear Canada's residents or penal system

"We've never carjacked..."

"Still need a mask for that."

"You guys! My entire platform is anti-crime!"

"So?"

"So we can't do crime!"

"No, we just can't do crime... and then get caught!"

"It's the end of an era."

The women kick around ideas for their next scheme, but Beth's (Christina Hendricks) campaign for city council makes it trickier than ever

"There's another therapist here, so I'm just fighting for office hours."

While we would have rather seen Dylan McDermott's character in all his ghostly glory, we'll settle for this cheeky reference from fellow Murder House resident Dr. Grant (Merrin Dungey)

"They only have 10 million [dollars]? Yikes."

"That sentence hurts my brain."

Breanna (Aleyse Shannon) learns of the very special economy the Leverage team lives within

"And just when I was starting to think I had fate fully in my corner, I learned that fate was a sometimes-y ass bitch."

Zoey (Yara Shahidi) gets mad at "fate" when she and Aaron get arrested for drunkenly swiping a piñata in Mexico

"I know you probably think that I'm an obnoxious American tourist, here to exploit your country. That's not the case because I'm not even American. I'm African American."

Aaron (Trevor Jackson), sounding very much like an ugly American tourist despite his best attempts

"Here's the kicker: When they went to show them what was on the Internet, it was all gone. Everything negative about him, completely wiped away."

"Well, how does somebody do that?"

"I don't know. Hacking's not really my area of expertise."

We're not 100 percent certain that Dr. Kirby's (Christian Slater) response was intended as a Mr. Robot reference, but we'll just assume it was

"I've been where you are. I've felt what you feel. Don't ask me how I know. All I know is I don't want to hurt you. I don't want a throne. I just... I just want you to be OK."

Loki (Tom Hiddleston) tries to reassure a skeptical Sylvie that he's not going to betray her in their fight against He Who Remains