Quotes Of The Week: Lovecraft Country, Yellowstone, Lucifer, DNC And More

With all due respect to the Tony Awards (which announced on Friday that they will take place digitally for the first time this fall), we're always giving out virtual kudos in the form of our Quotes of the Week.

Once again, we've compiled the best small-screen dialogue from the past seven days, featuring more than 15 quotable moments from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got yet another cosplay idea from Wynonna Earp (this time involving an animated character, not a Legend of Tomorrow), Samantha Bee's dig at the recent Ellen DeGeneres controversy on Full Frontal, a rather unproductive brainstorming session on The Chi and perhaps the strangest baby shower of all time, courtesy of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Lucifer (read our Episode 2 post mortem), Big Brother (find out who got evicted this week), Yellowstone and the Democratic National Convention.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"We have to remain vigilant, aware and ready to strike — like Ellen DeGeneres when she runs across a too-nice crew member."

Bee takes a swipe at a certain daytime talk show host while urging Democrats not to get complacent in the lead-up to the election

"Lucifer...? How is he?"

"He's the King of Hell, so... he's great."

Chloe (Lauren German) gets a firsthand report on her MIA beau

"What'd you do, bite the head off a bat? Stab her in her sorry space-ass? Huh, Shah-rohn??"

"Actually, that was my husband that bit the head off a bat."

Celebrity astronaut/murder suspect Sharon Osbourne also thanked Lucifer for all he did for Ozzy!

"You... you need to shoot him."

Uncle George (Courtney B. Vance) nudges a deputy to dispatch his transmogrifying sheriff

"This all makes me want quinine in a gin and tonic."

Rachel Maddow calls it a night after discussing the correct pronunciation of QAnon with colleagues Nicolle Wallace, Joy Reid and Brian Williams at the end of the Democratic National Convention

"Planning to storm a castle? Got a princess to save?"

"Halloween costume. I'm going as She-Ra."

"[Waverly, whispering to herself] Oh my God, I would die."

Do we see a Sara Lance/She-Ra team cosplay in Nicole (Kat Barrell) and Waverly's (Dominique Provost-Chalkley) future?

"Memphis is in my alliance, but Memphis is lame, bro. Memphis is lame. I don't like how he's slapping them around this week. That might've been how they played back in, like, 1943 during Big Brother 10, but this is 2020, man. Things have changed!"

Tyler throws shade at last week's Head of Household after some questionable gameplay

"I just think Kaysar needs a number [for his alliance], and he's starting to get nervous. And he wants to just jump into this marriage, and I'm like, can you take me out to dinner first? Get me some crab legs? Something?"

Despite Kaysar's desperation, Da'Vonne is in no rush to align herself with him before eviction night

"I'd say in about 20 years, there's a pretty decent chance that you will realize what a gaping a—hole you've been. And that would be growth."

Pritti's boss, Jerry (Glenn Howerton), revels in the hack reporter's downfall

"When I had my baby showers, there were balloons and flowers and cake. Nobody was talking about sucking on anybody's anything!"

Kyle Richards, the morning after Brandi Glanville blew up Teddi Jo Mellencamp's baby shower with a discussion of her relationship with Denise Richards

"Suck My Bones."

"What the f—k? Ain't none of them good."

"Come on, man, I'm trying! You come up with something."

"It ain't my restaurant. It's yours."

"That's some bulls—t."

"Just keep working on it. You'll figure out something that doesn't sound like an amateur porn title."

Tiff (Hannaha Hall) is unimpressed by Emmett's (Jacob Latimore) attempts to name his new restaurant

"Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs."

Sen. Bernie Sanders blasts President Trump for how he has — or rather, hasn't — handled the COVID-19 crisis

"Joe Biden goes to church so regularly that he doesn't even need tear gas and a bunch of federalized troops to help him get there."

"The whole point of hotels is to make other people do stuff for you. It's like being a kid before you realize your parents are human beings and you're destroying their lives."

Jake (Jake Weisman) knows how to enjoy himself while traveling for business

"When all this is over, I'm gonna hang your diploma above my toilet in my guest house."

Being fired by Willa only fires up Beth (Kelly Reilly)

"You shoulda f—ked me while I still had a face, but that's all right. We'll work on your timing."

Teeter (Jennifer Landon), after finally getting a kiss from Colby to make her forget that he'd just had to staple (!) shut a gash on her forehead