Quotes Of The Week: Pretty Little Liars, Password, Resident Alien And More

Our latest Quotes of the Week column is perfectly peachy — and not just because A League of Their Own's Rockford Peaches show up. (Doesn't hurt, though!)

Rather, in the list below, we've gathered more than a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Beavis and Butt-Head's outright disdain for a certain face-tattooed singer, Taylor's latest unforgettable words for Big Brother's Week 5 evictee, Danny's appreciation for Jason Statham on Blood & Treasure, and a pop culture reference on Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin that broke our brains a little bit.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Prime Video's aforementioned A League of Their Own adaptation (grade the premiere), plus quotable moments from Westworld, Password, Only Murders in the Building and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"You're a copy. Sorry. I had to make you rather hastily."

"I thought my quips were a little flat."

Maeve (Thandiwe Newton) gets the 411 on her 1s and 0s from Bernard (Jeffrey Wright)

"What's going on? What, you doing an Instagram or something? Because the lighting in here is terrible. You've got to get yourself one of them lights that makes your skin look better, like a Fleshlight."

"I don't think that's what it's called."

Sheriff Mike (Corey Reynolds) apparently does not understand the difference between a ring light and a sex toy

"Keep it simple — English is not my first language."

Celebrity contestant (and "Tequillaville" superfan) Heidi Klum puts her partner on watch

"This guy... any good?"

"When I knew him, he was."

A pre-Breaking Bad Jesse (Aaron Paul) asks Kim (Rhea Seehorn) for her opinion of the lawyer formerly known as Jimmy McGill

[Shaw, on comms] "Was that an English accent?"

"Pure Statham."

Danny (Matt Barr) "blimey!"s his way past some nosy bad guys

"If you think you hit rock bottom, then you don't know s—t."

"I am the bottom. It's how I was raised. It's who I am."

Vince (Marcus Brown) finds out what fellow addict Craig (Ben Robson) really thinks of himself

"We let the [monkeypox] vaccine sit unused on a shelf in our reserves like an expired Chobani — or a $90 million movie on HBO Max. By the way, hi there, new business daddy! Seems like you're doing a really great job. I do get the vague sense that you're burning down my network for the insurance money, but I'm sure that that'll all pass."

"We are gonna get on this team. I think it's a no-brainer."

"Hey, you've gotta be careful who you say that to. You know my cousin Stan had a lobotomy."

Jo (Melanie Field) takes very specific issue with BFF Greta's (D'Arcy Carden) turn of phrase

"Guy's gonna be so excited! He gets emotional over seafood."

Clance (Gbemisola Ikumelo) can't wait to bring a fresh crate of crab home to her husband

"Don't laugh, but I've always wanted to be a children's librarian."

"I'm a librarian."

"Shut up!"

"That's our slogan."

Howard (Michael Cyril Creighton) may have found his perfect match in the Broadway performer/murder suspect (Jason Veasey) next door

"Daniel, I've never been happier to see somebody walk their sorry ass out that door. Oh, and I guess your wish will come true: You don't have to speak to me until finale night!"

For the second week in a row, Taylor has some iconic parting words for the week's evicted houseguest

"Check it out, Butt-Head. She doesn't have a mouth."

"Yeah. He finally found a chick who can't tell him his music sucks."

Butt-Head (voiced by Mike Judge) takes aim at Post Malone while watching the music video for "Circles"

"I kind of... sort of... have a boy named Ash."

"Oh my God, he's like a teen Cole Sprouse!"

The fact that Mouse (Malia Pyles) and Tabby's (Chandler Kinney) exchange occurs in the same episode that establishes a connection between PLL and Riverdale is merely the cherry on top of this A+ reference