Quotes Of The Week: Abbott Elementary, Severance, New Amsterdam And More

It's Sunday and you know what that means: It's time for another edition of TVLine's Quotes of the Week!

In the list below, we've collected our favorite sound bites from the previous week of television, including scripted fare from broadcast, cable and streaming series, in addition to a couple of funnies from late night TV.

Among our nearly two dozen picks: Mrs. Maisel's gal pal gets feisty, How I Met Your Father looks into Timothée Chalamet's future, Billions takes a shot at a certain former New York mayor, and The Righteous Gemstones' Judy gets sentimental in her own special way.

Also featured in the roundup are double doses of Ghosts, Severance and Grey's Anatomy, plus a long-awaited acknowledgement from Arthur's series finale.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your favorites!

"Let's drop the bulls–t ladies and make some deals."

Imogene (Bailey De Young) replaces the ever-polite Midge (Rachel Brosnahan) as Tupperware Party host and gets right down to business

"Women, right... they bleed... miraculously... several days every month. And it doesn't hurt them. Mostly. And that's why they're better than us."

Jack (Grey Damon) attempts to give a tween a crash course in menstruation

"Now, did Trump see that? I don't know. Is the Pope a Catholic? Is the reason Big died the fact that Carrie didn't call 9-1-1 fast enough? The answer to all those questions is yes — and also, she was right not to do it. No big loss."

Oliver, answering whether former President Trump based an executive order on a Fox News plea, makes his feelings about Mr. Big's And Just Like That... death abundantly clear

"I would ask you what I would bring, but I already know that I'm enough."

Nobody can accuse Ava (Janelle James) of not having self-confidence

"How can you not like — it's pizza!"

"This is why I never tell anybody. Because everyone always freaks out and acts like it's a personal attack. It's not my fault! I was born this way!"

"Don't you bring Lady Gaga into this."

Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter) and Jacob (Chris Perfetti) can't wrap their minds around Gregory's (Tyler James Williams) distaste of pizza

"You know what, Elijah? The only man allowed to speak is the one holding the jelly baby, and that is me."

Kevin (Justin Hartley) uses whatever's handy as a talking stick during an argument on set of The Manny reboot

"Look, I know you may be a backwoods simpleton, who scrubs her dresses on tree bark and stinks up the entire house with roadkill stew, but God damn if I wouldn't miss the pitter patter of your filthy-ass bare feet, or the way you chew shrimp tails with the ice like an animal — you're family. And the thought of you running away on this bus right now is making my gooch pucker."

Judy (Edi Patterson) pours her heart out to her aunt Tiffany (Valyn Hall) to deter her from leaving town

"Who knew robots use hairdryers?"

"Did you see the lift in Robo Nate's hair? You can't 3D-print that."

Ava (Jes Macallan) and Zari (Tala Ashe) marvel at the grooming habits of their robot counterparts

"Wait, Timothée Chalamet, the pro wrestler?"

"Yep. Back then, he was a tiny little movie star."

If Future Sophie (Kim Cattrall) is to be believed, the Dune actor will make a dramatic career change sometime between now and the year 2045

"I was just putting together this elixir. It's from the springs of the Loxahatchee River, where, in 1513, Ponce de León searched for the Fountain of Youth."

"Seriously?!"

"Of course not. This is Dijon vinaigrette for my arugula salad."

Chair of Holistic Medicine Dr. Mia Castries (Genevieve Angelson) has some fun when Dr. Wilder (Sandra Mae Frank) asks for her help prolonging a patient's life

"Why don't you take the arrow out of my neck and plunge it into my back?!"

Pete (Richie Moriarty) is hurt when Jay raves about his new basketball-watching buddy

"I'm all for world peace, but if you reach, I will teach. I got sharp elbows, man."

Flower (Sheila Carrasco) recounts her days as a very aggressive high school basketball player

"Hey, this shows you how to draw an aardvark! I never knew their noses were so long. Weird!"

It took 25 seasons, but Buster (Daniel Brochu) finally addressed the fact that Arthur looks nothing like an actual aardvark

"My advice would be to unplug it while you're not using it."

This Is Us' Mandy Moore gives a potentially hazardous gift (and some sage advice) to a pair of newlyweds in the studio audience

"My God, look at you."

"It could've been much worse."

"Yeah, it could've been me."

Cormac (Richard Flood) prescribes laughter as the best medicine for a banged-up Owen (Kevin McKidd)

"Tell me: Is your type always hot, square-jawed men?"

"Lately, it appears my type is hot, square-jawed you."

Kai (E.R. Fightmaster) learns something new about Amelia (Caterina Scorsone) after watching her perform surgery on Owen with Link

"The rigged systems that surround us, be it at a university or at the workplace, won't get fixed until we eliminate the tiny grains of sand that make up the concrete walls of racism."

Aaron (Trevor Jackson) drops poetic truth bombs that prove too truthful for Cal U, which in turn asked him to censor himself and "tone down" the negativity in his speech

"I'm stoked to go against you. The last prosecutor of your vintage who stepped into court ended up with hair dye streaming down his face, like the tears of the clown that he is."

Daevisha "Dave" Mahar (Sakina Jaffrey) psyches out Chuck by insultingly comparing him to former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani

"With my risk-adjusted return, I'm a 1.9, so I could take yours. I was being polite. What are we measuring next?"

New guy Philip (Toney Goins) quickly claps back, disabusing Victor of any attempt to bully him into taking a smaller desk

"She told her father at age 7 she was going to be the first [Lumon CEO]. Isn't that lovely?"

"Beautiful. It almost makes me wish I remembered my OWN childhood."

Irving (John Turturro) guides Helly (Britt Lower) through the Perpetuity Wing

"So what are we, like a dental company?"

Faced with a wall of smiling... customers?... Helly (Britt Lower) tries to deduce Lumon's actual business

"It smells good in here! It smells like my Grandma Betty's house."

Dan (Robert Baker) unknowingly compares the scent of his grandma's house to Gwyneth Paltrow's... special candle