Quotes Of The Week: Ted Lasso, HAHN, Good Trouble, The Flash And More

No summer slump here: Even in late July, our Quotes of the Week column is as jam-packed as it's ever been.

In the list below, we've compiled more than 20 of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got The White Lotus' dig at a former HBO leading lady, Zari's pitch for a Legends of Tomorrow spinoff that we kinda love, a little geography wordplay (well, actually a lot) on Love Island and Schmigadoon!'s realization that classic musicals are often pretty depressing.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Ted Lasso's sophomore debut (read post mortem) and the series finales of Good Girls (read recap) and The Haves and the Have Nots (read recap), plus quotable moments from The Bachelorette, Animal Kingdom, Gossip Girl, Good Trouble and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"A superhero, a totem bearer and an alien named Gary become singing mannies. Did I just invent our spinoff?"

Zari 1.0 (Tala Ashe) watches as Nate, Behrad and Gary put little extraterrestrial Gus to sleep

"Greg is somebody I'm definitely falling in love for. With? I don't know. It's been so long since I've even had to say it! You forget. 'I'm falling in love with you.' 'I'm falling in love for you.' I'm falling... I'm falling in love."

It seems safe to say that Greg has gotten Katie tongue-tied

"I'm just sayin', take the brousin to lunch or something."

"I thought we agreed on 'gang fairy godfather'?"

"'Brousin' makes more sense!"

Ruby and Annie (Retta and Mae Whitman) have apparently been discussing nicknames for brother/cousin baddie Nick

"You know the best part about all this?"

"What, not the city salary?"

"You work for me now."

Beth (Christina Hendricks) is finally ready to unleash her inner crime boss

"When he wasn't s—tting all over the place, he was trying to chew my t-ts off every time I tried to feed him."

Renn (Christina Ochoa), summing up baby Nick's day for daddy Craig

"COVID is... causing a lot of trouble for the Olympics — or, as I'm contractually obliged to call them, 'the perfect two-week period for you to watch classic Blue Bloods reruns, only on CBS.'"

"When I pitched The Void, my thought was it's meant to be this barren wasteland where the TVA sends everyone and its rubbish... I was on set, and we're in this countryside, and it's gray, and it's miserable, and I was like, 'Oh my God. I've pitched England!'"

Loki director Kate Herron realizes the source of her inspiration for an Episode 5 locale

"I wouldn't be Veronica, dear, if I didn't have enemies."

Veronica (Angela Robinson) shrugs off assassin Marco's warning that she isn't exactly Ms. Popularity

"Die, motherf—ker!"

After discovering that Jim has murdered Candace, Hanna (Crystal R. Fox) expresses her road rage before running him down

"Googly eyes — the only crafting material that is as happy to see you as you are to see it."

Nick Offerman offers play-by-play for Blake's applying of peepers to a plush creature

"Really? Who's her physician, Lena Dunham?"

Nicole (Connie Britton) expresses extreme skepticism when daughter Olivia informs her that her BFF has been clinically diagnosed as an HSP (Highly Sensitive Person)

"We're in a musical, OK? Nobody gets killed in a musical... except Oklahoma! And Carousel. And South Pacific. Oh, hello? West Side Story..."

"That sounds like all the musicals!"

Melissa (Cecily Strong) tries (and fails) to convince Josh (Keegan-Michael Key) that he won't be hunted down by Betsy's father

"Lorie and Jason, thank you for dressing like you're from Grease 2."

Joel McHale acknowledges the finale's leather-clad marrieds

"I created you! I taught you everything you know! Everything you are is because of me! What did you do?!"

"I got faster. Didn't you?"

Barry (Grant Gustin) runs proverbial circles around Thawne (Tom Cavanagh)

"Bart — that was crash."

"[Cringing] No, no. Just no."

"That's how you say it...?"

"That's not how I say it. You say it weird."

Barry (Grant Gustin) tries out some of Bart's (Jordan Fisher) 2049 slang

"After having never left Virginia, Korey has now visited Sierra Le-Alone, the U-Cryin' and Sadigascar — and Shannon just took him to Backstabistan!"

Narrator Matthew Hoffman takes us on a world tour of wordplay

"What is it? Is it an Amber Alert?"

Luna (Zión Moreno) reacts in disgust and confusion to getting an actual phone call on her cell

"Why are Mom and Dad fighting?"

Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) witnesses a tense conversation between Davia and Dennis

"And what is your platform? I'm assuming that it involves asking Childish Gambino to write the new national anthem."

Corinne (Hope Lauren) asks AJ about her plan to run for Greylock's new congress

"Back home, if a team was playing poorly, we don't call 'em unlucky. What do we call 'em, Coach?"

"New York Jets."

Coaches Lasso (Jason Sudeikis) and Beard (Brendan Hunt) still have a few American football jokes up their sleeves

"I don't want to be a f—king football pundit, sat on f—king telly in a dumb f—king suit like a know-it-all t—t. It's a s—t job for s—t people. I'd rather s—t out my own f—king mouth than do that f—king s—t."

Roy (Brett Goldstein) tells Keeley how he really feels about that Sky Sports offer

"In a new interview ahead of his space flight tomorrow, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos said he had been dreaming about this his whole life. Of course, in his dream, he ejects from the rocket and then it crashes into an independent bookstore."