Quotes Of The Week: The Walking Dead, Shining Vale, Bachelor, Grey's And More

Thanks to the start of daylight saving time, we've lost an hour from our TV viewing schedules, but our latest Quotes of the Week compilation is as robust as ever.

In the list below, we've gathered 15-plus memorable sound bites from television's past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a new hobby that The Bachelor's Gabby just made up, a fake Law & Order: Organized Crime argument that seemed a little too real, a reluctant confession about motherhood from new parent Jo on Grey's Anatomy and an unexpected connection between Resident Alien and Tootsie Pops.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Shining Vale (read premiere recap) and Billions, plus quotable moments from NCIS, The Good Doctor, How I Met Your Father and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"It's going to be a rewarding and drama-free Thanksgiving."

"Aw, baby, I love your heart. Dig your ambition. But the Pearson epitaph will read: 'Lovely people, cried a lot, dramatic as hell Thanksgivings.'"

Beth (Susan Kelechi Watson) keeps it real with Randall (Sterling K. Brown) while en route to his family's holiday gathering

"Do you know spelunkeling?"

"No, what is it? Is that the name of a place here?"

"That's what you call cave adventures. Spelunkel... spunkel? Spelunkel... spelunkeling."

Gabby wants no part of "spelunkeling"... or pronouncing it correctly, either

"I was in the family room, and she was outside, looking in the window!"

"What'd she look like?"

"I don't know, she was, like... old-fashioned. Like your mother!"

"My mother isn't old-fashioned-looking, Pat. If anything, she's handsome."

Pat (Courteney Cox) and Terry (Greg Kinnear) get hung up on semantics after Pat claims to have seen someone lurking outside their new home

"I didn't wanna believe that you kissed him first. Now I find out that you f—ked him for a week. You said it was one time!"

"It was a one-time... event."

"An event? What, like a Toyota-thon?"

Terry is understandably peeved after learning the truth about Pat's affair

"...which is why I'm trusting you, Agent Torres, with my daughter. Bet you haven't heard that before."

Vance (Rocky Carroll) tasks bad boy Torres with keeping an eye on FLETC grad Kayla

"If you ever become a cop as long as I have, maybe you'll understand it. If you last that long."

"You know what? It's true. You have been a cop for a long time. Yet you work under me. So if we're keeping it a buck, you need to consider what that says about you."

Stabler (Chris Meloni) and Bell (Danielle Moné Truitt) put on a very convincing show of a fight (they certainly fooled us!) at One Police Plaza

"It's an envelope. It's how your ancestors got spam."

One of the Ludds explains snail mail to the movement's newbies

"This is not about Franklin. I'm just exhausted. It's been one thing after another, and I just want to sit here, in this chair, and watch these white bitches fight over stupid s—t."

Louie (Angela Lewis) to Jerome, in a half-hearted attempt to get out of going to Cissy's welcome home dinner

"I know what a two-person meeting means, and I know what happens to someone when they go down this road. You're going to wake up tomorrow a different person in ways you don't see for a long time. Even if it gets you the Games, don't do it."

An uncharacteristically moral Wags (David Costabile) warns Prince about greasing an Olympic consultant's palms to bring the event to New York

"You see your track record as an advantage? You haven't upgraded your system since Nelly came out with Country Grammar in 2000."

Taylor (Asia Kate Dillon) claps back at a stock rankings bigwig when he threatens to render her effective crowd-sourcing algorithm irrelevant

"I haven't been to a bar since I got Luna. I love her so much, but..."

"She's boring."

"She only likes two songs, and she doesn't wanna read any other book except Where's My Belly Button?"

New mom Jo (Camilla Luddington) faces a hard truth while day-drinking with Teddy (Kim Raver)

"Can you let me in? I brought lasagna."

"This is an empty dish."

"Oh... yeah, sorry, I didn't make lasagna. People just always have to let you in if you're carrying food."

Princess (Paola Lázaro) uses the oldest trick in the book to check on Eugene (Josh McDermitt)

"Wow. When you said we should get together soon, I really didn't think it would be this soon."

A happy but surprised Zoey (Yara Shahidi), after an afternoon of make-up sex with ex-boyfriend Aaron

"Get ready for some thrills, chills... and a likely final score of nil-nil."

Soccer enthusiast Charlie (Tom Ainsley) does a poor job of talking up his favorite sport

"I'm trying to picture you happy. It's a struggle."

Dinah (Alfie Fuller) is doubtful that her notoriously crabby boss Susie is capable of feeling joy

"I took some LSD on my tongue and now I'm surrounded by horrible creatures. I just saw an alien take off its head and there was a human inside! Do I have a human inside of me? How many licks does it take to get to the human?"

Manhattan's abundance of costumed characters sends a drugged-out Harry (Alan Tudyk) into a tailspin

"Let's run her bandit ass out of town."

Dr. Audrey Lim (Christina Chang) vows to take Salen Morrison down, once and for all

"The way you made me feel.... If I ever feel that way again, the last thing you'll ever see of me is the back of my head. Capisce?"

"Ca-peach."

"Oof, you're so Irish."

"Ca-peace. Ca-peace...?"

"Please stop, you're hurting me."

Erin's (Bridget Moynahan) attempt at Italian is Greek to Anthony (Steve Schirripa)