Quotes Of The Week: The Bachelorette, Grown-Ish, Blood & Treasure And More

We interrupt TVLine's ongoing Comic-Con coverage to bring you our latest picks for TV's best Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered 10 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a truth bomb for Evil's Kristen about her margarita habit, a strict new rule for grown-ish's Junior to follow while at college, a made-up tagline for The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip that we sincerely wish had been real, and the memorably awkward admission of an Orville crush.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Blood & Treasure (grade the Season 2 premiere) and The Challenge: USA (read recap), plus quotable moments from The Bachelorette and All Rise.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

EVIL

"Yeah, it thinks I'm a mom who drinks a lot."

"Maybe you are a mom who drinks a lot."

Kristen (Katja Herbers) and Ben (Aasif Mandvi) have way different takes on Vidtap's algorithm

THE BACHELORETTE

"I kinda left it all out there... literally. Like, my ass cheeks were outside today, you know?"

Quincey has some regrets about wearing a very revealing bathing suit and still not getting alone time with Gabby and Rachel

ALL RISE

"They have vegan catering options, the kids are drinking artisanal fruit water. I grew up on juice boxes and bologna sandwiches. I don't need Bailey getting used to this lap of luxury."

Lola (Simone Missick) describes her daughter's fancy daycare

THE CHALLENGE: USA

"I feel pretty confident, especially when I hear people in the house that are like, 'One time I biked 12 miles.' Guess what? That's not even a warm-up."

"[Laughs] That was me, though."

"Oh, s—t, that was you?! Alyssa, that's not even a warm-up."

Tyson Apostol learned the hard way: If you're going to talk smack about someone, make sure she's not your partner and also not standing right next to you

THE CHALLENGE: USA (Bonus Quote!)

"I love being underestimated. It turns me on."

Love Island alum Cashay is thrilled to be the underdog as she and partner Domenick enter the elimination round

GROWN-ISH

"Rule number one: If you're going to watch porn or Pokémon, headphones on."

Zaara's (Tara Raani) rules for her new college roommate are strict but fair

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE

"I'm too glam to give a damn, and too lit to give a s—t."

We wish Peacock had used these fake taglines for Ultimate Girls Trip this season — Eva Marcille's might be the best one we've ever heard!

BLOOD & TREASURE (Episode 1)

"This is a sensitive matter, I would prefer it if we could discuss it in my office."

"And I would prefer to strangle Reece with my bare hands, but we don't always get what we want, do we?"

Lexi (Sofia Pernas) dismisses the demands of Jacob Reece's hired mouthpiece

BLOOD & TREASURE (Episode 2)

"You know how to swordfight, right...?"

"Yeah, it's just like riding a very sharp bike."

Danny (Matt Barr) worries about Lexi (Sofia Pernas) and her most unexpected fight club match

THE ORVILLE

"I enjoy spending time with you. You are a male, and yet you possess many prominent female traits. Which I find appealing."

"Oh."

Topa (Imani Pullum) puts her crush on Gordon (Scott Grimes) into (awkward) words

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