Quotes Of The Week: Yellowstone, 9-1-1, Dead To Me, The Amazing Race And More

Thanksgiving hasn't arrived quite yet, but we suppose it's never too early to show a little gratitude for top-notch TV.

In the Quotes of the Week compilation below, we've gathered more than 15 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Chucky's exceedingly low opinion of his East Coast origins, Claire's understandable aversion to slimy fish on The Amazing Race, B2EMO's most sentimental moment yet on Andor, and a Walking Dead development that stunned even the unflappable Negan.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Dead to Me, The Sex Lives of College Girls and The Santa Clauses, plus a rare triple appearance, this time from Yellowstone's Season 5 premiere.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"My favorite B-word? Barbara. [gasps] Bible. [gasps] Blessing. Blueberries."

Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) is horrified when she sees a parent with "Bitch" tattooed across her chest

"Unless that song is based in truth, I don't think it's ever actually rained men."

Did Buck (Oliver Stark) just spoil next season's big natural disaster?

"Another hit-and-run? Is the universe really that uncreative?"

"It does feel like it kinda phoned this one in."

If Jen (Christina Applegate) and Judy (Linda Cardellini) are going to experience tragedy, can it at least not be a repeat of something they've endured before?

"What happened to its tail?"

"It broke, I guess."

"Can I keep it? I collect things that are broken. Like my dad's promises."

Our efforts to get Henry's eccentric pal Shandy (Adora Soleil Bricher) her own spinoff start right now

"You think I'm scared to go to hell? F—k that. I'm from Jersey... Jersey!"

Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) doesn't have much love for his home state, it seems

"I d-d-don't want to be alone. I want M-M-Maarva."

B2EMO (voiced by Dave Chapman) isn't ready to mourn

"We can't throw parties in the house anymore. They won't even let my book club meet. I guess I'll just read The Secret History and talk about it with no one!"

Poor Theta frat boy (Austin Kane) has no one to discuss novels with after being disciplined by the school

"People are gonna pay to watch these guys take their shirts off? They're already never wearing shirts."

Kimberly (Pauline Chalamet) points out the obvious when Bela suggests throwing a charity frat strip-tacular

"What about the big girls, huh?"

After Gabler cheers on the "big guys" remaining in the immunity challenge, Karla jokingly seeks some support

"I'm the only one standing between you and all those bloodthirsty reporters out there! I just told them I saw Barbra Streisand putting in her advance order at the Brady Pub for 800 take-and-bake turkeys for all those weird underground mall employees she has!"

That's how Leo Stark (Greg Rikaart) sent us down a Google rabbit hole researching Streisand's totally real, totally ridiculous in-home mall — and we don't regret a second of it

"For f—k's sake, Clara, if it has the word 'alliance' in the name, cancel it."

New governor John (Kevin Costner) makes clear to his assistant the meetings he has no intention of attending

"If you're gonna look, then be man enough to stare. [Assistant looks away] Not there yet, I guess. I don't mind, really."

"Is this a test?"

"It's an opportunity, and you missed it."

Sarah (Dawn Olivieri) correctly senses that her assistant is casting furtive glances at her legs

"You're a professor somewhere fancy."

"Northwestern."

"You've got a couple of grown kids. Once they left the house, your wife divorced you so fast, she left f—king skid marks, but how nice for you, huh? Let me guess. The world went a little wacko. No longer cool to boink the coeds, so you decide, 'F—k this city.' You get a nice little place in Bozeman, 'cause, well, it's your favorite place to ski, and now you teach Zoom classes from the living room of your creekside cabin, and you lecture about inequity and the concentration of wealth and how it's decimating the middle class, all while you draw your six-figure salary and finance your dream home with a loan from the university that is 275 basis points below the loans that your students need to take out to listen to this bulls—t. And my guess, if I had to guess, is that you paid over asking price for it, because it's just f—king Monopoly money to you, isn't it? So, you run up the house prices here and f—k the middle classes in two states. Bravo, you f—king hypocrite."

Hey, Beth (Kelly Reilly) warned her "admirer" to leave while his self-esteem was still intact

"I don't lie to my wife."

"Really? Oh man, f—k, I didn't know that. That is so sweet!"

Cameron (Theo James) is truly touched by Ethan (Will Sharpe) and the basic decency he shows to his spouse

"I would love for Derek to skewer all of them. Derek, I can salt them. That's really my passion... is salt."

Vegan or not, Claire has no interest in touching sardines — but she'll gladly handle the seasoning!

"Jinx, freeze him!"

"I need time to recharge."

"What are you, a f—king iPhone 7?"

Dick (Brenton Thwaites) and the team could use some magical help from Jinx (Lisa Ambalavanar) against Zombie Deathstroke

"Mommy said you want to have some fun with me. But right now, I'd say shooting your c—k and balls clean off would be about the most fun a woman could have."

Cornelia (Emily Blunt) is not amused by Black-Eyed Mog's son

"I'm an adult woman living with my parents. My life is one endless, blurry long day broken up by Judge Judys."

Life hasn't turned out as Sara (Casey Wilson) had hoped

"What's happening?"

"We've got a Code Sprinkle."

"Thank God, I thought it was something bad."

"It means Santa's down."

"What? Why would you name it something so cute??"

The elves' emergency protocol confuses Mrs. Claus (Elizabeth Mitchell)

"What the f—k?"

The sight of a climbing walker leaves the normally loquacious Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) speechless... well, almost speechless