Quotes Of The Week: Lanterns, Adults, Chad Powers, Ted Lasso And More

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We'd never forget about Quotes of the Week. 

In our latest list below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including "Adults," "Project Runway," "Lanterns," "The Paper," and more.

Also featured in this week's roundup: "Next Gen NYC" learns some Disney history, a "Big Brother" contestant is accused of living in a fairy tale, and "Stuart Fails to Save the Universe" quickly sums up the complexities of war. Plus, we've got double doses of "Chad Powers" and "Ted Lasso."

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Rebecca Luther, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots, and Ryan Schwartz)

Lanterns

"Let's go. I'll fly us over."

"How's that gonna work?"

"Well, I can either carry you like a baby, or you can hop on and pretend like I'm a horse."

"Nah, I'm good."

Hal (Kyle Chandler) and John (Aaron Pierre) discuss the less-than-elegant intricacies of Green Lantern transport

Adults

"And by the way: Why K-pop? How did we get to K-pop?"

"OK, I didn't specify K-pop, for the record. I don't know where the K came from. Is she K?"

"She's Filipina! She's F! Can you do K if you're F?"

Samir (Malik Elassal) is freaking out that Anton (Owen Thiele) encouraged his girlfriend's sudden pop career — and possible cultural appropriation

Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

"What exactly are we fighting for?"

"Family, country, God."

"What is the enemy fighting for?"

"The wrong family, the wrong country, and the wrong God."

Bert (Brian Posehn) poses a question to Colonel Williams (Dean Norris), resulting in a pretty apt description of all warfare

Ted Lasso

"Men do love a song with instruction."

"Like a grown-up version of 'Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.'"

Keeley (Juno Temple) and Rebecca (Hannah Waddingham) watch in wonder as Roy and Jamie revel in House of Pain's "Jump Around"

Ted Lasso (Bonus Quote!)

"How's the book coming along?"

"Oh, it's been really fun. I found all these gems about Mark Twain's time abroad. But I don't know... Is anyone going to care about the adventures of an American in London?"

Michelle (Andrea Anders) needn't look any further than the existence of "Ted Lasso" Season 4 to understand that, yes, we do care about the adventures of an American in London

Next Gen NYC

"It was like, ohmigod, what is that movie with the two dogs, and they kiss with the noodle? It was like... 'Lady and the Train'!"

[Producer corrects her]

"Tramp? Really? It's 'Tramp'? That seems inappropriate."

Gia tries her best to come up with the perfect Disney movie to describe Ariana and Charlie's unlikely romance

Chad Powers (Episode 4)

"You think you're the first bully to corner me in a bathroom? I will eat you, motherf**ker. Move out of my way."

Danny (Frankie A. Rodriguez) protects both Chad's secret and his own dignity when confronted by Gerry at a Catfish gala

Chad Powers (Episode 6)

"Why are you doing a bit right now?"

"I miss joking around with you guys!"

"And I miss not having the resting heart rate of a hummingbird."

Maintaining the Chad Powers (Glen Powell) lie has become far too stressful for poor Ricky (Perry Mattfeld)

Project Runway

"Listen, I'm a fan. I tune into the Joseph McRae show, but there might be a cancellation."

Bi comes for Joseph McRae — and his big personality — in the final challenge

The Paper (Episode 5)

"You know, you look a little like someone drew David Bowie from memory."

Ned isn't sure whether to take that as a compliment or not

Big Brother

"I got an indication that things might not go great for [the icons]. But if you are living in some weird dream world, then that's cool, too. I hope birds come and make you a dress."

Angela doesn't think Head of Household Barrett will nominate any of the reality TV icons for eviction... and Devens believes she's living in a fairy tale

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