True confession: I've never truly forgiven HBO for canceling The Comeback -- Lisa Kudrow's scathing examination of the Hollywood machine and unflinching/unsettling look at basic…
Read MoreWarning: The following recap, by definition, contains spoilers from the Season 1 finale of FX's American Horror Story. The Harmons extract themselves from that Murder…
Read More[The following contains massive spoilers from Part 1 of Sons of Anarchy's Season 4 finale. If you have not yet watched, finish your bowl of…
Read MoreThere are moments where The X Factor reminds me of a horror-movie version of an industrial farm-raised turkey: Genetically groomed and pumped full of steroids,…
Read MoreThe Top 11 contestants of The X Factor's inaugural season have a daunting task in front of them: Performing CPR on the bloodied, lifeless corpse…
Read MoreThings I don't want to see ever again on The X Factor: Two-hour commercials promoting Adam Sandler's latest "film." Any/all of the judges channeling Randy…
Read MoreIn the words of REM -- and now, Melanie Amaro -- "everybody hurts sometimes." Unfortunately for Nicole Schpelunker, hurting time may arrive during Thursday night's…
Read MoreThis week's installment of Survivor: South Pacific followed the philosophy that two super-predictable Tribal Councils in an hour is better than just one -- especially…
Read More"It's a little bit surreal, but also a little bit exciting, that I am the person right now who gets to decide how Survivor: South…
Read More"This is the time to make a big, big move." So said recent turncoat Cochran, contemplating another blindside against a veteran player, on this week's…
Read MoreAs It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia powers through its seventh season, it's no surprise that star Charlie Day was as polished as a urethane bowling…
Read More[Warning: If you've yet to watch Monday's How I Met Your Mother, avert your eyes...now! Everyone else, read on...] After a shocking pregnancy reveal in…
Read MoreIf you have yet to watch this week's How I Met Your Mother, run — don't walk — to the nearest exit. Everyone else, keep…
Read MoreWarning: This week's "controversial" episode of Glee -- entitled "The First Time" -- contained not a single scene of gratuitous teen sex, nor did it…
Read MoreNobody can accuse this week's installment of Glee of taking it slow in the plot-development department. The parallel elections -- for senior-class president and Congressional…
Read MoreIt began with a Van Halen tribute and ended (in grand soap-opera tradition) with a dramatic face-slap. But perhaps most important of all, this week's…
Read MoreMichael Slezak is on vacation. Tonight's X Factor recap was written by TVLine contributor Mitch Rustad. Though it's already been renewed for a second season,…
Read MoreOfficially speaking, it was Instant Dance Hour on Dancing With the Stars, but it might as well have been known as Night of 1,000 Nicknames.…
Read MoreDancing With the Stars' Season 13 semifinal performance night didn't lack for drama -- and every one of the eight people who took to the…
Read MoreKardashian Conspiracy Theorists, unite! The Dancing With the Stars Season 13 performance finale gave us a glimpse of Cheryl Burke in a Len Goodman mask,…
Read MoreThings I never anticipated seeing on The X Factor's second set of "Judges' Houses" episodes: A microphone stand crashing against elegant pool tiles without making…
Read MoreAnd the Emmy nominees for Best Supporting Object in the Trumped-Up Reality-Show Drama of The X Factor's Top 17 Announcement Episode are: Nicole Shapeshifter's shimmering…
Read MoreThings we learned from the latest two-hour installment of The X Factor: Nicole Shirthanger realizes she's not L.A. Reid or Simon Cowell -- she's sorry…
Read MoreThe X Factor stage, with its 973 flashing screens, 1,247 spotlights, and floor covered in twinkling, cascading strobes, is reminiscent of a big-budget sci-fi movie,…
Read MoreThis just in: At 23 years of age, Whitney Houston's mawkish 1988 ballad "One Moment in Time" has apparently reclaimed its power as an un-ironic,…
Read MoreDepending on how your brain works, night one of The X Factor's "Boot Camp" round might've reminded you of the horrifying 1971 movie A Clockwork…
Read More"You just made one of the biggest moves in the history of this game based on one big assumption," said Jeff Probst at the end…
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