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The X Factor Recap: Movie Violations
Things I don't want to see ever again on The X Factor: Two-hour commercials promoting Adam Sandler's latest "film." Any/all of the judges channeling Randy…
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The X Factor Recap: Rock, Shock, And Four Sniping Judges
In the words of REM -- and now, Melanie Amaro -- "everybody hurts sometimes." Unfortunately for Nicole Schpelunker, hurting time may arrive during Thursday night's…
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Survivor: South Pacific: Is There Any Way A Savaii Member Can Win?
This week's installment of Survivor: South Pacific followed the philosophy that two super-predictable Tribal Councils in an hour is better than just one -- especially…
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Survivor: South Pacific Recap: Did Cochran Make The Right Move?
"It's a little bit surreal, but also a little bit exciting, that I am the person right now who gets to decide how Survivor: South…
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Survivor: South Pacific: Which Remaining Player Do You Hope Will Win It All?
"This is the time to make a big, big move." So said recent turncoat Cochran, contemplating another blindside against a veteran player, on this week's…
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Saturday Night Live With Charlie Day Hits Season-High Ratings: What Were The Best/Worst Skits?
As It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia powers through its seventh season, it's no surprise that star Charlie Day was as polished as a urethane bowling…
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How I Met Your Mother Recap: Baby Steps
[Warning: If you've yet to watch Monday's How I Met Your Mother, avert your eyes...now! Everyone else, read on...] After a shocking pregnancy reveal in…
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How I Met Your Mother Shocker: Did You See The Big [Spoiler Alert] Coming?
If you have yet to watch this week's How I Met Your Mother, run — don't walk — to the nearest exit. Everyone else, keep…
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Glee Recap: The Sex Factor
Warning: This week's "controversial" episode of Glee -- entitled "The First Time" -- contained not a single scene of gratuitous teen sex, nor did it…
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Glee Recap: Objects Of Wry Elections [Updated]
Nobody can accuse this week's installment of Glee of taking it slow in the plot-development department. The parallel elections -- for senior-class president and Congressional…
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Glee Recap: Take Your Mashin', And Make It Happen [Updated]
It began with a Van Halen tribute and ended (in grand soap-opera tradition) with a dramatic face-slap. But perhaps most important of all, this week's…
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X Factor Results: Did The Right Act Go Home?
Michael Slezak is on vacation. Tonight's X Factor recap was written by TVLine contributor Mitch Rustad. Though it's already been renewed for a second season,…
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Dancing With The Stars Recap: 'Instant' Karma [Updated]
Officially speaking, it was Instant Dance Hour on Dancing With the Stars, but it might as well have been known as Night of 1,000 Nicknames.…
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Dancing With The Stars Recap: Who Deserves A Spot In The Season 13 Finale? [Updated]
Dancing With the Stars' Season 13 semifinal performance night didn't lack for drama -- and every one of the eight people who took to the…
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Dancing With The Stars Finale: Which Couple Deserves To Win The Mirrorball Trophy? [Updated]
Kardashian Conspiracy Theorists, unite! The Dancing With the Stars Season 13 performance finale gave us a glimpse of Cheryl Burke in a Len Goodman mask,…
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The X Factor Recap: Open House Party
Things I never anticipated seeing on The X Factor's second set of "Judges' Houses" episodes: A microphone stand crashing against elegant pool tiles without making…
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The X Factor Recap: Cry Hard, With A Vengeance
And the Emmy nominees for Best Supporting Object in the Trumped-Up Reality-Show Drama of The X Factor's Top 17 Announcement Episode are: Nicole Shapeshifter's shimmering…
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The X Factor Recap: Home Is Where The Start Is
Things we learned from the latest two-hour installment of The X Factor: Nicole Shirthanger realizes she's not L.A. Reid or Simon Cowell -- she's sorry…
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The X Factor Recap: The Pledge Of 17
The X Factor stage, with its 973 flashing screens, 1,247 spotlights, and floor covered in twinkling, cascading strobes, is reminiscent of a big-budget sci-fi movie,…
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The X Factor Recap: Ranking The Top 32!
This just in: At 23 years of age, Whitney Houston's mawkish 1988 ballad "One Moment in Time" has apparently reclaimed its power as an un-ironic,…
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The X Factor Boot Camp Recap: How To Make An American (Idol) Quilt
Depending on how your brain works, night one of The X Factor's "Boot Camp" round might've reminded you of the horrifying 1971 movie A Clockwork…
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Survivor: South Pacific: Was Ozzy's Move 'Iconic' Or Just Plain 'Stupid'?
"You just made one of the biggest moves in the history of this game based on one big assumption," said Jeff Probst at the end…
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Survivor: South Pacific: Team Savaii Or Team Upolu? And Did Rick's Tribal Vote Make Sense?
This week's edition of Survivor: South Pacific examined an important question -- and thankfully it had nothing to do with whether or not Edna's blind…
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Survivor: South Pacific: Right Move By Keith?
My sympathies go out to anyone who happened to be eating dinner -- especially if it was pork (or even a pork byproduct) -- during…
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Survivor: South Pacific: Would You Have Said 'Yes' To Coach's Hug?
Kudos to Survivor: South Pacific's editing team for attempting to infuse some suspense into what was essentially one of the more predictable episodes in recent…
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Saturday Night Live With Melissa McCarthy: What Were The Best And Worst Skits?
After a cold open that whipped a few more welts into the dead horse of Kristen Wiig's "Baby Hands on Lawrence Welk" routine, and a…
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Project Runway Recap: Who Will Win It All?
Even in a sleepy, somewhat predictable episode of Project Runway, you can still find zany little surprises: Heidi Klum nearly absconding with one contestant's particularly…
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