Quotes Of The Week For June 24, 2018
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THE BREAK WITH MICHELLE WOLF
"[Secretary of Homeland Security] Kirstjen [Nielsen] tried to eat at a Mexican restaurant on Tuesday. It takes a real sick f—k to look at cages packed with immigrant children and go, 'Wow, I am suddenly dying for enchiladas.'"
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THE BACHELORETTE
"Love is the greatest power on Earth! Being me is my greatest power! Do you get that? Being you isn't your greatest power! That's why you've gotta talk about me! Do you understand that?"
In all honesty, Jordan... no?
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PREACHER
"From that moment on, he wanted me and only me... day after day after day... until I killed him."
Miss Marie (Betty Buckley), waxing nostalgic about her use of a particularly successful love potion on a reluctant suitor
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ANIMAL KINGDOM
"Date lotsa chicks, man."
"I'm gay."
"Then lotsa dudes."
Billy (Denis Leary), doing his best to offer sage advice to Deran (Jake Weary), the son he barely knows
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SALVATION
"That situation off K Street? Video's gone viral. Millions have seen it already."
"None of that qualifies me to be VP."
"People have been VP on far less. Presidents, too."
POTUS (Tovah Feldshuh) appeals to Darius (Santiago Cabrera) to help lead the country
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LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
"Justice Kennedy, what are you doing retiring, man? You have a great job where you barely work, you get to wear a robe all day and give your opinions on stuff. That basically is retirement."
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GLOW
"Hey, I hope your date likes the 'If the devil managed a Sizzler' look."
Debbie (Betty Gilpin) to Russell, after already telling Ruth he resembled "an extra from Taxi"
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GLOW (Bonus Quote!)
"We're all just a bunch of dildos banging around, trying to have a few good moments."
Debbie (Betty Gilpin), waxing philosophical after a yard sale customer notices the figurine Mark likened to "two dildos groping each other"
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MARVEL'S LUKE CAGE (Bonus Quote!)
"How is it you know Danny Rand?"
"Hot yoga."
In Episode 9, Mariah (Alfre Woodard) wonders what a barbershop employee and a billionaire have in common
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MARVEL'S LUKE CAGE
"Look, I don't trust Sugar, all right? He's one of those big, sensitive, emo n—gas. He probably cries watching This Is Us."
"I cry watching This Is Us."
Comanche (Thomas Q. Jones) tries to use the Pearsons to throw Shades (Theo Rossi) off his snitching scent in Episode 7
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YOUNGER
"This party, like my marriage, is too gay for its own good."
Diana (Miriam Shor) laments the lack of single — straight! — men at her latest game night
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BIG BROTHER
"Bro-hann Sebastian Bach has finished his concerto."
Eternal frat boy Brett may be super obnoxious, but at least he's always on brand
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12 MONKEYS
"These art strange robes."
"They're ye olde... navy."
Jennifer (Emily Hampshire) acclimates to medieval times
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ELEMENTARY
"You're taking his side, understandably. Perhaps if I had given you three-and-a-half orgasms, you'd see things my way."
Sherlock's (Jonny Lee Miller) response when Joan argues that he shouldn't keep score with his brother, with whom she also had a relationship
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THE BOLD TYPE
"But you have dated religious guys before. Remember the one from Park Slope? He made his own pickles, he was Jewish... Josh!"
"Yeah, but in New York, Judaism is like a lifestyle choice."
"Veganism is a lifestyle choice. Judaism is definitely still a religion."
Sutton (Meghann Fahy), Jane (Katie Stevens) and Kat (Aisha Dee) discuss Jane's hesitations about her new beau