Quotes Of The Week For Oct. 7, 2018

BETTER CALL SAUL

"It's all good, man!"

Jimmy (Bob Odenkirk) reassures a worried Kim... and hints at his new identity

THE GOOD PLACE

"Sweetheart, don't go! You're important, too! Fixing baby spines is just as valuable as acting!"

Tahani (Jameela Jamil) tries to reassure her pediatric surgeon fiancé Larry Hemsworth that he's every bit as good as his very famous brothers

BLACK LIGHTNING

"Bitch, you got my hair wet."

Fowdy (Skye P. Marshall) complains to (dead) Syonide about their strenuous scuffle

YOUNG SHELDON

"At the risk of being indelicate, he's gone several days without a bowel movement."

"How do you know that?"

"Well, I was worried about him, so I took a look in his potty journal."

"He's still keeping that thing, huh?"

"Oh, yeah, that's why he wanted the Polaroid camera."

Mary (Zoe Perry) pooh-poohs George's (Lance Barber) hopes that Sheldon has stopped tracking his bathroom use

THE BIG BANG THEORY

"I didn't just drink the crazy milk, I bought the crazy cow."

Amy (Mayim Bialik) sums up her marriage to Sheldon after her hubby's latest childish outburst

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: APOCALYPSE

"Time and time again, history has shown the hubris of men knows no bounds. Have we learned nothing from Attila the Hun? Herod the Great? Mark Zuckerberg?!"

Myrtle Snow (Frances Conroy) is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore

NCIS: NEW ORLEANS

"I got high school Spanish on lockdown, so... tengo hombre." 

"OK, bueno suerte."

"Yeah. What?"

Sebastian (Rob Kerkovich) is "tongues-tied" around daughter-of-a-linguist Agent Khoury (Necar Zadegan)

A MILLION LITTLE THINGS

"Look at you, doing the walk of shame!" 

"Walk of shame? No. I just had morning sex. This is a victory lap." 

Eddie's (David Giuntoli) efforts to tease Gary (James Roday) about his a.m. activities get turned around quick

THIS IS US

"Miguel says it's because you feel you need to be the rock for them, and apologizing shows vulnerability."

"I'm sorry, Miguel is weighing in on this now?"

"Me, him and Toby have a text chain. It's mostly GIFs, but you know, sometimes we talk about how messed-up y'all are."

Beth (Susan Kelechi Watson) weighs in on Randall's (Sterling K. Brown) inability to tell his sister he's sorry, inadvertently making him aware of The New Big 3's high-tech grapevine

NCIS: LOS ANGELES

"Hank, we can assure you do your time in a prison where they can't reach you. You'd be safer locked up in Utah, right?"

"Are you kidding? You don't think they got people in Orange County?"

"Utah. The state."

"I ain't pay no attention in geology class."

Deschamps (Marsha Thomason) and Sam aren't dealing with the sharpest knife in the chop shop

THE FLASH

"I know King Shark is technically a bad guy, but just you wait. When he fights Grodd—"

"Um, spoiler alert!"

Cisco (Carlos Valdes) must not read Ask Ausiello, either

THE FLASH (Bonus Quote!)

"What did you think we meant when we said that Harry was from Earth-Two?"

"That he was from Earth, also."

Caitlin (Danielle Panabaker) and the gang spell out the multiverse for Ralph (Hartley Sawyer)

THE GIFTED

"I'm sure your 'sewer club' is great, but we've got a job we're doing."

Clarice (Jamie Chung) politely declines an invitation to hang with the subterranean Morlocks

THE WALKING DEAD

"You wanna lead this place? You can't even murder someone right!"

Maggie (Lauren Cohan) to Gregory, after the Hilltop's former big kahuna tried (and failed) to have her assassinated

SUPERSTORE

"Ew! Do you think that's urine or semen?"

"Which one of those would be OK?"

Jonah (Ben Feldman) doesn't know how to answer when mom-to-be Amy (America Ferrera) asks which bodily fluid is less acceptable to find on a recently returned high chair

SUPERNATURAL

"I have heard so much about you. You are a damn legend, Sam. An icon. The shoulders, the hair... You are my Beyoncé!"

Kip the demon (Dean Armstrong) greets Sam Winchester