Quotes Of The Week For August 30, 2015

"You collapse with your core tight, not just go for it. Because if you go for it, it looks like you're taking a poop — right on Joe Zee!"

Photo shoot consultant Yu Tsai gives contestant Hadassah a lesson in posing

"I'd pack my bags if I were you. Meat's back on the menu."

Will (Hugh Dancy) warns Bedelia of Hannibal's imminent "escape"

"You were raving about flesh and blood and viscera."

"Runner's high."

Nick (Frank Dillane), lying to the cops about why he'd been ranting after being hit by a car while sprinting away from a drug den barefoot

"Now I suppose the only difference between you and every other man is that you wear your ape on the outside."

Virginia (Lizzy Caplan), after lover Dan greets her in a gorilla costume

"JJ has this girl back home, and usually, we're really mad about that. But somehow, JJ can have a girl back home, and we're all like, 'Go home to her! We love you, JJ!' How does he do that?! He's a genius!"

Carly, sharing her — and, frankly, our — incredulity

"Just stick it in me, sailor."

Yewll (Trenna Keating) playfully nudges Datak to plug another Omec ship cable into her

"I hope that you had a light lunch...."

Doc Yewll (Trenna Keating) prepares to launch Nolan up into the Omec ship

"CNN could not be any more obsessed with Donald Trump if that missing plane turned up in his hair."

Maher marvels at the 24/7 coverage of the GOP contender

"If you can't pay your debts, you go to prison."

"In Dickensian England, maybe. But not so much anymore."

Brady (Eric Martsolf), breaking it to Nicole (Arianne Zucker) that Xander's reversal of fortune won't necessarily put him behind bars

"Julia is classy! She has a tramp stamp of Grace Kelly!"

Audrey (Paige Spara) tries — in vain — to defend her wild boss

"Sex handcuffs aren't real handcuffs."

Marisol (Ana Ortiz) explains how she managed to slip out of Sebastian's restraints so easily

"I've been dieting my whole life for this!"

Upon escaping the stuck elevator, Genevieve (Susan Lucci) takes a moment to celebrate... well, herself

"You forgot the most important part of the conspiracy, the only way we were able to spread the flu so quickly — aliens from planet Bats—t Crazy! They were sneezing all over the place."

Chandler (Eric Dane) has his fill of propagandizer Valerie's anti-Navy spin

"So we're both harbingers of death? I should probably add that to my resumé."

"It's on my college applications."

Parrish (Ryan Kelley) and Lydia (Holland Roden) give a whole new meaning to the phrase "dead sexy"

"Noah!"

"What? He's not going to kill her during the dance sequence."

Despite Audrey's (Bex Taylor-Klaus) protests, Noah (John Karna) knows exactly when Kieran will — and won't — make his move on Emma

"I see you've been hunting the Master for some time."

"Most of my life. You?"

"All of mine."

Quinlan's (Rupert Penry-Jones) beef with the Master is even bigger than Setrakian's (David Bradley)

"Delavenne was not there because it was Bring Your Shadowy Interpol Agent to the Office Day."

Mitch (Billy Burke) loops the gang in on Reiden Global's surprising stooge

"I stabbed him in the hand with a pen. And that was only after he suggested I could have a job if I gave him one."

Mari's (Megalyn Echikunwoke) description of her interview experience makes us wonder if CW Seed is really CW After Dark