Quotes Of The Week For April 14, 2019

DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

"We are so not passing the Bechdel Test right now."

Zari (Tala Ashe) and who/what she smells like (Nate... and arousal?) are the topic of conversation 

ARROW

"It was just like Charlie's Angels, but without the feathered hair and casual sexism."

Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) tells Oliver all about her, Dinah, Sara and Laurel's adventure as the Birds of... Justice

FOSSE/VERDON

"That's what we do, isn't it? We take what hurts and we turn it into a big gag, and we're singing and we're dancing, and the audience, they're yukking it up. They're laughing so hard, they don't realize that all they're laughing at is a person in agony, a person who's peeled off his own skin."

Bob Fosse (Sam Rockwell) gets to the tragic heart of creating musical comedy

GAME OF THRONES

"The last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. A miserable affair."

"It had its moments."

Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) and Sansa (Sophie Turner) reminisce about the Purple Wedding

GAME OF THRONES (Bonus Quote!)

"You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne."

Sam (John Bradley) delivers the news to Jon that we've been waiting more than a year for him to hear!

KILLING EVE

"That's Bill Pargrave. She stabbed him to death on a nightclub dance floor. [beat] If anyone says it's murder on the dance floor, I will throw them out the window."

Eve (Sandra Oh) informs her new co-workers about her former colleague's death — and begs them not to make the obvious joke

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

"I don't like my kids looking outside the Catholic Church. That's why we have all the stained glass! So you can't see out!"

Peggy (Mary McCormack) isn't thrilled to learn that son William is questioning his religious beliefs

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

"Jack, you're pardoned."

"Hell no! It's 30 below, I'm too drunk to drive and I'm not leaving 'til I get some motherf—kin' pie."

Recently arrested lush Jack (Patrick Gallagher) is willing to stay in a holding cell if it means he'll get some dessert

BROCKMIRE

"I've got, like, 40 years of problems stacked up here. I can barely get through five seasons of Friday Night Lights!"

"You should. It's really good."

"Yeah, I will, after I watch Breaking Bad."

"You haven't seen Breaking Bad?!"

"Don't binge-shame me, Shirley. I'm barely hanging on here."

Shirley (Martha Plimpton) shames Jim (Hank Azaria) for falling behind on #PeakTV

GREY'S ANATOMY

"Is it weird having sex with a cartoon character? Does he drip ink on you when he sweats?"

Koracick (Greg Germann), teasing Amelia about her romance with "Ortho Barbie" Link

GREY'S ANATOMY (Bonus Quote!)

"I mean, really! There are worse things than to have two good men who the boy feels close to."

"So you'd be cool if Tucker got remarried and Tuck called his new wife Mom?"

"Now why would you say a vicious thing like that?"

Bailey (Chandra Wilson) doesn't understand why her ex is upset that their son called Ben "Dad" until Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) flips the script

SUPERSTORE

"This is hard!"

"Acting is hard. Blake Lively always says that."

"Well, he's right! It's a lot of pressure."

Cheyenne (Nichole Bloom) confirms Glenn's (Mark McKinney) suspicions about acting

SUPERSTORE (Bonus Quote!)

"I'd like to meet your mother and shove you back up inside of her."

Dina (Lauren Ash) tires of Sandra's incessant rambling

GOTHAM (Bonus Quote!)

"Tell me — does it look bad?"

"No, it's just a scr— [Ed throws up a bit in his mouth] It looks fine."

Nygma (Cory Michael Smith) is all, "Eye carumba!"

GOTHAM

"Oswald. Come in."

"You still have those eyes in the back of your head, Jim."

"Nope. You just have a remarkably recognizable odor. Part dandy, part snake."

After all these years, Jim (Ben McKenzie) has a nose for the Penguin (Robin Lord Taylor)

THE ORVILLE

"I don't know how the food synthesizer is going to replicate enough wine for two Kellys."

'Old' Kelly (Adrianne Palicki) needs a drink after meeting her younger self

BLACK SUMMER (Episode 5)

"They died in the crash. And then they woke up. It's true. It's not a f–king joke. They weren't bitten. No, they just died. Anything that dies turns."

"Well, we can't stop people from dying. What do we do now?"

"I don't know. I can't think that far ahead right now." 

William (Sal Velez Jr.) is out of options on how he and other survivors can overcome the growing zombie apocalypse 

SPECIAL (Episode 7)

"Whatever. I can still do better than a deaf guy." 

"Wow. Are you serious right now? This is amazing. Like, I knew that you were f–ked up, but this is like, layers. You have to write about this." 

"Write about what?" 

"How you hate that you're disabled and getting set up with someone who's deaf forced you to look in the mirror." 

Olivia (Maria Mindelle) calls Ryan (Ryan O'Connell) out on his self-loathing and internalized ableism