Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 24, 2019

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from Nov. 24 through Nov. 30, 2019. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

PATRIOT ACT WITH HASAN MINHAJ

"No one needs that much new stuff every week. No other business works like this. [Netflix logo appears on screen] I stand corrected. I was wrong."

Minhaj takes a swipe at his streaming home when discussing the fast fashion industry

THE NEIGHBORHOOD (Bonus Quote!)

"Guys, I think the cat from the alley is back — and it sounds like she's having babies!"

Grover (Hank Greenspan) runs downstairs in a panic after he hears Sofia's, um, unique laugh

THE NEIGHBORHOOD

"Boy, I survived black Michael Jackson, white Michael Jackson and 'Damn, I ain't know he did all that' Michael Jackson. I ain't going nowhere."

Calvin (Cedric the Entertainer) assures Marty that he doesn't need to worry about drafting a will

S.W.A.T.

"I'd give it a nine!"

Victor (David Lim) admires the non-lethal stopping power of a new crimefighting toy

TITANS

"Any ideas?"

"Hey, Connor!"

"That's your idea...? 'Hey, Connor'?"

Dove (Minka Kelly) questions Starfire's stratagem

TITANS (Bonus Quote!)

"Things are getting super f—king ugly out here!"

"You're not going to make fun of my suit?"

"I just did."

Hawk (Alan Ritchson) zings Nightwing

ARROW

"Whatever it is you're feeling toward me, that's on you."

"Thank you for the advice, Dr. Phil. And now here's some for you: The next time you decide to double-cross someone, don't pick a woman who specializes in revenge.... And by the way, I pull off short hair way better than you."

Where Laurel (Katie Cassidy Rodgers) is concerned, there is no crisis of infinite put-downs

THE GOOD DOCTOR

"I'm having sex with Carly."

"Whoa."

"It's my first time."

"Mazel tov."

Shaun (Freddie Highmore) overshares with Morgan (Fiona Gubelmann)

THE WALKING DEAD

"Your daughter's a little demon with a sword."

"Yeah, like mother, like daughter — only mine wouldn't leave anything to heal."

"I didn't mean it in a bad way."

Virgil (Kevin Carroll), awkwardly singing Judith's praises to Michonne (Danai Gurira)

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LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS (Bonus Quote!)

"According to reports, researchers found semen on 30 percent of hotel room remote controls. So if you're watching this show from a hotel right now, don't touch that dial!"

LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS

"According to reports, billionaire presidential hopeful Mike Bloomberg has already spent $37 million on television ads. Of course, if TV ads were all you needed, this would be our president."

THE MANDALORIAN

"Stop touching things!"

Yes, "Baby Yoda," Mando (Pedro Pascal) sees what you're doing

PRODIGAL SON

"Hey, can I ask you a normal question?"

"I don't think so, but give it a shot."

Funny how fast JT (Frank Harts) has gotten to know Bright (Tom Payne)

THE CONNERS

"...My top was covered in toxic mold. What a time for my mom not to be around. Could've gone home and given her a big hug of death."

Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) explains how the Lunch Box's toxic mold could've worked in her favor, if only Bev were in town