Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 3, 2019

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from Nov. 3 through Nov. 9, 2019. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

THE FLASH

"You need to rest that sexy brain of yours."

"My brain is the Ryan Gosling of genius intellects..."

Kamilla (Victoria Park) could fill a notebook with her love of Cisco's (Carlos Valdes) cranium

Click here to return to the original post.

BATWOMAN

"Those bones, they belonged to a deer. Our stepmother faked my DNA results, and Daddy just found out he had a funeral for Bambi."

Alice (Rachel Skarsten) details for Kate how Beth's death was faked

WATCHMEN

"Sorry, I've got a seed stuck there or something... You wear a mirror on your face, people are gonna use it."

Laurie Blake (Jean Smart) uses Looking Glass as, well, a looking glass

NCIS

"I went to school with Tonya Owens, and she tormented me. She is a local meteorologist. She's Hinton's version of a celebrity."

"Such a sad little town."

Torres (Wilmer Valderrama) teases Bishop (Emily Wickersham) about her Tater Tots Festival rival back in Oklahoma

YOUNG SHELDON

"How would you feel if we put Sheldon in the dunk tank?"

"What? No!"

"But imagine how much people would pay to dunk him. We'd raise so much money."

Pastor Jeff (Matt Hobby) knows a surefire way to rake in some dough at the church carnival — but Mary (Zoe Perry) refuses to let it happen

GREY'S ANATOMY

"I'm sorry — does that woman look like me?"

"I don't know. I'd have to see her scowl first."

Maggie (Kelly McCreary), making the mistake of asking ex-boyfriend Jackson (Jesse Williams) whether she was staring down a doppelgänger

MR. ROBOT

"It's cool, dude. We don't need to talk."

... and after Darlene (Carly Chaikin) said that to Elliot, they didn't — for the whole episode

THE GOOD PLACE

"We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook. Or America."

Eleanor (Kristen Bell) tries to put a positive spin on her trainwreck of an experiment

ARROW

"Clearly your daughter."

Laurel (Katie Cassidy Rodgers) finds Mia's bullheadedness to be all too familiar

ARROW (Bonus Quote!)

"I would never tell anyone to listen to Oliver Queen. No offense, but I'm not a very big fan of your father's. He's kind of a dick."

Laurel (Katie Cassidy Rodgers) hints at her and Green Arrow's rocky past

WILL & GRACE

"Postmates, Uber Eats, Grubhub — it's the lazy, hungry person's renaissance! Oh, Grace, you're a couch toilet away from all your dreams coming true."

Karen (Megan Mullally), serving takeout-addicted Grace food for thought

THE WALKING DEAD

"If nut-tappin' were a sport, you wouldn't have to 'roid up, and you would still be in the Hall of Fame."

Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), complimenting Milo's testicle-thwacking ability

THIS IS US

"You hide wine in the pantry?"

"I've got three kids, OK? Give me a break."

Beth (Susan Kelechi Watson) has no time for Randall's (Sterling K. Brown) judging her during a tense dinner party

THE END OF THE F***ING WORLD (Episode 6)

"I got scared."

"You should have told him." 

"I know." 

"I'd tell her, and she'd tell me."

"[In her head] How? With a f—king mime?"

Alyssa (Jessica Barden) can't quite fathom how "Silent Lisa" would communicate her fears to girlfriend Iggy (Florence Bell)

THE END OF THE F***ING WORLD (Episode 8)

"You should smile more."

"What?"

"Well, it might never happen."

"It has happened actually, so f—k off."

Alyssa (Jessica Barden) knows exactly how to handle the sexist tool sitting next to her on the bus

THE AFFAIR

"Welcome to the end of the world."

In the year 2053, Noah (Dominic West) greets Joanie the same way that her mother Alison greeted his family in the very first episode

THE AFFAIR (Bonus Quote!)

"If trauma and pain can echo through generations, then so can love. If abandonment can ripple across time, then so can presence."

Noah (Dominic West) has gotten wise in his old age

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER

"Is your vag laced with, like, magical fairy dust or something?"

"Surprised?"

Connor (Jack Falahee) marvels at Michaela's (Aja Naomi King) love triangle with Asher and Gabriel — but she's well aware of her own fabulousness

MAYANS MC

"I'm proud of you, Angel."

"Shut up."

Yep, EZ (J.D. Pardo) and Angel (Clayton Cardenas) are definitely brothers

SUPERNATURAL

"But every time I ask for [veggie bacon], you say, and I'm quoting, 'I don't want any of that hippie, Sarah McLachlan, grass-eater crap in the Meat Man's kitchen.' Which, by the way, for what it's worth, you gotta stop calling yourself The Meat Man. It doesn't mean what you think it means."

Sam (Jared Padalecki) is surprised by Dean's offer of veggie bacon

ATYPICAL (Episode 7)

"All right, Sammy — it's time for Zahidarella to head to the ball."

"Are you and Gretchen really going to a ball?"

"No, Souplantation. But if all goes well, around 10:30, there might be some ball-related activity. That is a reference to my scrotum."

Zahid (Nik Dodani) once again shares too much information about his privates private life

THE UNICORN

"I'm going down there. Can you watch the kids?"

"All of them?"

"My mom lets me drink Cokes at night!"

"Wait until I'm gone before you start lying."

Michelle (Maya Lynne Robinson) handles her child care situation before interrupting the guys' night out

S.W.A.T.

"... He's behind the new office building near Skid Row that looks like an arthritic pickle. And according to my sources—"

"What, the secret ones?"

"No — the Internet."

Even Deacon (Jay Harrington) seems to have had his fill of Lynch's (Amy Farrington) never-ending list of "connections"

MAGNUM P.I.

"Oh my God! Would you mind closing your legs, please? It looks like the window of a butcher shop."

Higgins (Perdita Weeks) cries foul over some manspreading

HAWAII FIVE-0

"... at the end of the day, she was trying to do something good."

"Yeah. I just wish she had realized all she had to do was get on an airplane and come home."

Steve (Alex O'Loughlin) laments the path his mother chose to make amends

SEAL TEAM

"Ray was saying you were practically Bravo 3 while you were held up."

"I wouldn't go that far, but I did develop a sudden taste for Skoal and human anatomy jokes."

Mandy (Jessica Pare) is more and more one of the boys

SUPERSTORE

"I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, 'It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it.'"

"It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent."

Jonah (Ben Feldman) finally convinced Amy (America Ferrera) to watch The Americans — and it didn't go over as well as he'd hoped