Quotes Of The Week For June 5, 2016

"We met in Denver, at last year's convention! Oh my god, we got so high that night. Do you remember?"

"Uh.... [To Robin] I wanted to see what legal weed tasted like."

"It tastes just like illegal weed, I think."

Nate's (Jason Jones) past catches up with him

"He calls me 'Bones.' Even though I'm his wife, and the mother of two of his children, he still refers to me by a nickname I despise."

"Well, you used to despise it, but now I think you like it."

"No, I dont, Seeley."

Sounds like Temperance (Emily Deschanel) might want to compare notes with Kate Beckett's husband "Castle."

"Is he doing his squint impression...? You should ask him to do me. He does a great impression of me."

"I don't have any food on me. If I did, I'd have to stuff it in my mouth every 10 minutes. So I can't do that impression."

Booth (David Boreanaz) gives Aubrey some food for thought

"Blessed is this earth, 'cause my people lie beneath it. Blessed is the rain, because it moistens their face. Blessed is the wind, because it carries their names back to us... I'm so thankful this war is done. Just don't ask me to heff up my skirt and dance. I can't measure these days in flags and armies, only in the ones that I'm missing."

Matilda (Erica Tazel), grappling with conflicting emotions at the conclusion of the Civil War

"We wanted to show you what goes on on the evening news — which is supposed to still be a newscast, which gives people the news. They're less than Ron Burgundy."

Maher tees up a montage of evening news segments on unicorns, beef jerky sales, deadlifting grandmas and a kid who takes his pet duck for a walk

"You should get dressed."

"That's... not what I expected you to say."

Jamie (Sam Heughan) makes a surprising request of Claire (Caitriona Balfe), especially given the fact that he's straddling her

"What are you doing, Finch...."

"Doing a little cleaning, Mr. Reese. Just because it looks like a subway doesn't mean it needs to smell like one."

Is that a spray bottle John hears over the comm?

"That's supposed to make me feel better? I'm a 'shape'?"

"Yeah. And darling, you got a great shape."

"I swear to God... You flirt at the most awkward times."

Considering bullets were whizzing past her and Root's heads, we'd say Shaw (Sarah Shahi) is right!

"How long has it been since you ate a vegetable? Do you even remember solid poop?"

Megan (Wrenn Schmidt), horrified to discover that adopted brother Kyle's cupboards are bare

"Fine, Jessie. Whatever. It's your grave. If you want to stay here listening to Merle Haggard, be my guest."

"It's George Strait, Captain Smug."

Gil (Michael Raymond-James) gives Jessie's douchey wedding date a music lesson

"It was me. I called the president the C-word... I was so mad about her not wearing sunscreen, which is stupid, and I was like, 'What an old crone!'"

Gary (Tony Hale) worries that he was the person who inadvertently maligned President Meyer in front of a political reporter (until he is educated on what "the C-word" really means)

"I adore all the honest creatures of this world. It's humans I hate."

Hecate (Sarah Greene), explaining to a skeptical Ethan her fondness for horses