Quotes Of The Week For July 5, 2020

We've rounded up the best TV quotes from July 5 through July 11, 2020. Scroll through our gallery of zingers, bon mots and one-liners below, then tell us if we missed any of your favorite lines from this week's television!

LEGENDARY

"Judges, what are your thoughts on what you just saw?"

"What a mighty God we serve!"

Guest judge Tamar Braxton has to take a minute to fan herself after emcee Dashaun Wesley asks her to pick a winner in the semifinals' racy hot body category

YELLOWSTONE

"You ever have a girl look at you, and your whole world just stops?"

Jimmy (Jefferson White), sure that he's in love with Mia at first sight

GREENLEAF

"You're an ugly person, and the nine pounds of makeup you wear on that dinner plate will never hide that!"

Sophia (Desiree Ross), throwing shade Nikki's way

GREENLEAF (Bonus Quote!)

"I know you're trying to make me quit, Judee, and it's not going to work. Did you ever hear of the tortoise and the hare?"

"Don't tell me — you're the tortoise!"

"No. I'm Godzilla — with the emphasis on God — and I'm gonna preach and teach and sing and serve my way right past you and Phil."

Charity (Deborah Joy Winans) doesn't seem to have a prayer of keeping her plan a secret from nemesis Judee (Valerie Jane Parker)

I MAY DESTROY YOU

"I am a GIF, Bella! I'm a GIF!"

Terry (Weruche Opia), thrilled to have been immortalized online after pal Arabella outed Zain as a rapist

BLINDSPOT (Bonus Quote!)

"So, this is Kathy... She looks just like a third wheel."

"Beats being a fourth wheel."

"Four wheels is the standard amount of wheels."

"Not for tricycles."

Boston (Josh Dean) and Kathy (Heather Burns) don't exactly hit it off while meeting under stressful circumstances

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

"So what'd you think? Feels like the crowd really responded to my new material."

"I'm pretty sure that last song was from The Breakfast Club."

"Not until 1985 it's not."

Deke (Jeff Ward) makes himself popular in 1983 with an upcoming pop hit

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (Bonus Quote!)

"Last semester you got straight As, you racked up the high score on Ms. Pac-Man, and then you cried buckets when you read Where the Red Fern Grows."

"That stays between us."

"Not making any promises."

Deke (Jeff Ward) updates Mack (Henry Simmons) on his 1984 self

DC'S STARGIRL

"Nope!"

Beth (Anjelika Washington) cuts her intrepid exploration short after hearing Solomon Grundy's growl

BLACK MONDAY

"To answer your question, Dawn, I am with the FBI, bitch. And I'm ruthless. Just like you're going to be when your mom, Ruth, is too ashamed to visit you in jail, so you see a lot less of her."

"That's a long way to go just to get a dig in."

Connie's (Xosha Roquemore) parting shot at Dawn could have been a little more succinct, no?

BLINDSPOT

"I've almost cracked Madeline's communications with Ivy. Just a few more keystrokes."

"Then what are you doing talking to me? Keep stroking!"

"OK, I know she doesn't technically work here, but I don't think you can say that to her!"

Weitz (Aaron Abrams) really needs to work on his phrasing when asking Patterson to hack files more quickly — and Boston (Josh Dean) is happy to point that out