Quotes Of The Week For July 22, 2018

PREACHER

"Don't take this the wrong way, man, but you smell like death."

"What's the right way to take that?"

Cassidy (Joseph Gilgun), fielding a, er, compliment from a drug dealer

YOUNGER

"Jake and Zane... I'm kind of, like, seeing both of them."

"What? Why didn't you tell me?"

"You have been gaslighting an entire company since I met you. Can I have one secret?"

You've got to admit, Kelsey (Hilary Duff) has a point about Liza (Sutton Foster)

YOUNGER (Bonus Quote!)

"I didn't make all of this work for it to be buried in the artistic Sunken Place."

Maggie (Debi Mazar) invokes Get Out while telling off her controlling new buyers, who want to keep her entire art collection in storage

CASTLE ROCK (Episode 3)

"How many Minions you kill to make that jacket?"

"Six."

Molly (Melanie Lynskey) is well aware that her bright yellow coat resembles a Despicable Me character, thank you very much

CASTLE ROCK (Episode 3 — Bonus Quote!)

"There's an offer on the table. Prison wants to cap punitive damages in exchange for letting you walk. I say we employ the tried-and-true legal strategy of 'Go f—k yourself.' Sounds better in Latin."

Henry (André Holland), getting down to brass tacks with his mysterious new client

HANNITY

"You have said in the past that you suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder..."

"Well, I don't suffer from it anymore; I enjoy it."

Roseanne Barr talks about integrating her personalties after 20 years of therapy

ANIMAL KINGDOM

"You haven't changed a bit."

"I wish I could say the same about you. You look like s—t."

"Well, you're assuming what I said about you is a compliment."

Billy (Denis Leary) and baby mama Smurf (Ellen Barkin), face to face for the first time in decades

NASHVILLE

"Is this real?"

"You bet your sweet ass this is real, honey. And I've got the ring to prove it!"

In the series finale, Rayna (Connie Britton) teases Deacon (Charles Esten) in a bittersweet flashback to their wedding night

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (Episode 1)

"Where is Alex?"

"I'm here, bitch!"

Trebek loses his cool when Piper (Taylor Schilling) continues asking about the other Alex

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (Episode 5 — Bonus Quote!)

"It's good to have company when you grieve. It's what the Jews call a, um, a shiver. So you don't get cold."

Suzanne (Uzo Aduba) might want to consult with Cindy's rabbi before sitting shiver shiva with Frieda

LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS

"I don't know if you've noticed, but the party in power is locking babies in cages; the president talks about Vladimir Putin the way that Jay-Z talks about Beyoncé; and the White House has more employee turnover than a Dairy Queen in September. I mean, really?! I'll take your political advice as soon as I'm done with my Jeffrey Dahmer cookbook and my Harvey Weinstein fitness tapes."

Meyers tears into former FBI director James Comey for suggesting the Democrats have swung too far to the left ahead of the midterm elections

OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT

"I don't want to live with her. She won't let Sean Hannity sleep over, and we were going to use a ouija board to talk to Roger Ailes."

President Trump (voiced by Jeff Bergman) divulges one of the many reasons he resents Melania

WYNONNA EARP

"S—t hurts worse than when I pushed a baby out of my hoo-ha while on top of an 8-ball!"

Wynonna (Melanie Scrofano) learns the hard way that she has a dislocated shoulder

SIX

"I'm not 'keeping score,' dude. These are victims. This cap, yeah, he deserved it. So did this one — blew up a school in Peshawar. But this? That's a mom. Lost her entire family, but she came at me with an empty gun, so I shot her in the face. You think this is some sort of 'badge of honor'; this is the Mark of Cain, dude. Rein that s—t in, Harvard. It's too late for me, but I gotta believe you got more to life than making your body a f—king scoreboard."

Trevor (Eric Ladin) questions Chase's desire to get his own skull tattoos

WORLD OF DANCE

"There was a lot of passion in there, and because I'm a hopeless romantic: Are you guys in love? Are you in a relationship...?"

"We're not actually a couple. I have a boyfriend."

"I have a boyfriend, too."

This pair really did a number on J.Lo

CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD

"'Name a part of the leg from the ankle up...' You obviously think you're on Grey's Anatomy."

Steve Harvey pokes fun at Station 19 cast member Barrett Doss' very specific answer

SALVATION

"Alone at last..."

"You take me to the nicest places."

A cobwebby wine cellar beneath the White House sets quite the mood for Darius (Santiago Cabrera) and Grace (Jennifer Finnigan)

KILLJOYS

"Holidays are gonna suck now."

Johnny (Aaron Ashmore) isn't thrilled to call D'av's baby mama, Delle Seyah, family