Quotes Of The Week For May 19, 2019
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CHICAGO FIRE
"You deserve a better man than me. So I decided... I decided I'm going to be the man you deserve."
Severide (Taylor Kinney) greets Stella with quite a declaration
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WHISKEY CAVALIER
"You, in that sweater, waxing those skis, may be the whitest anyone has ever been."
"[Will looks at his sweater] I can't argue with that."
Standish (Tyler James Williams) is blinded by the white
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THE VOICE
"What is the essence of a cowboy? The aroma of masculinity? Manuré — the scent of the open range. Fertilize your senses."
"New sponsor" Blake Shelton, hawking a fragrance that reminds the wearer that "life is a ride, so giddy-up"
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THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT
"Are those actual green beans on the table or some kinda centerpiece?"
"Wendi brought them. They were in the ground."
"Like Grandma — or that chipmunk I tried to dance with."
Lawrence (Sam Straley) only gets a second to be excited about a fresh veggie on the dinner menu before William (Andy Walken) and Pat (Santino Barnard) chime in
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SEAL TEAM
"I wouldn't want to be in Shaw's position for all the tri-tip in the world."
And coming from Sonny (AJ Buckley), that's saying something!
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NCIS
"Bishop, McGee, interview everyone who was at the party... see if there's any cell phone footage, ChatSnaps, whatever."
Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon), ever the Luddite
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MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Do you remember when we first met?"
"You lived in a van. And it really smelled."
"No, it didn't!"
"Yep. We called it the Fartmobile.... You had big hair."
"You had big... nerd face. What house are you in, hmm, Gryffindor?"
"Ravenclaw — girl, please."
Tripping balls, Daisy (Chloe Bennet) and Jemma (Elizabeth Henstridge) stroll down memory lane
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LIVE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE: NORMAN LEAR'S ALL IN THE FAMILY AND THE JEFFERSONS
"It's live! Everyone's sitting at home thinking their TVs just messed up."
Jamie Foxx breaks character after he gets tongue-tied on live television
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BLOOD & TREASURE
"There's only one parachute."
"[Lexi thinks] OK. I'll take it."
"You somehow made that sound noble."
Lexi (Sofia Pernas) is willing to make the sacrifice of... living?
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SUPERGIRL
"Try not to quote Hitler in public, dear. It will hurt the brand."
Lillian (Brenda Strong) counsels Lex to avoid creating a furor
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NCIS: LOS ANGELES
"I'll have the filet mignon, and I want it burned on the outside and bloody on the inside. Like my enemies."
Hetty (Linda Hunt) orders a... clear threat to lunch guest Anton
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NCIS: LOS ANGELES (Bonus Quote!)
"That sounds like the lies you tell your wife — they sound good, but don't really hold up."
"If your president has done nothing else, he has proven that lies don't have to be good."
Anton Yashnivkov (Tim True) trumps Mac's argument
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LUCIFER (Episode 4)
"Wait a second — where is Lucifer?"
[Dan makes a "cut" gesture behind Chloe's back]
"He was decapitated?!"
Ella (Aimee Garcia) nearly loses her head
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LUCIFER (Episode 4 — Bonus Quote!)
"What the...?! I shot you in the face!"
"Yes! And I gave you a terrible rating."
Lucifer (Tom Ellis) is one discerning Uber rider
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DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
"What were we even fighting about all those years ago...?"
"Your compulsion for world domination and inability to accept rejection."
"Ah. Translation: It was about a girl."
Vandal Savage (Casper Crump) feels he and Ray have made amends