Quotes Of The Week For Oct. 25, 2015

"You are Taylor Swift, and she is Katy Perry. Wait a minute, maybe you're Katy Perry. No, you're Taylor Swift. You're uptight and weird, right?"

Paula (Donna Lynn Champlin) uses a gossip magazine cover story to explain to Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) why she and Josh's hot girlfriend can't be friends

"You're in deep waters, Mr. Penguin...."

"Thank you, Edwige. That is where penguins thrive."

A town elder questions Penguin's (Robin Lord Taylor) bird-brained agenda

"I caught Wes and Nate together last night."

"Screwin'?"

Sure, Annalise (Viola Davis) didn't say anything about sex — and Wes and Nate are both straight — but in Frank's (Charlie Weber) defense, there's an awful lot of hooking up on this show

"Is that your family over here?"

"I'm not sure who you're pointing at, but let's go with 'yes.'"

Does Gwen Stefani understand the origin of Blind Joe's nickname? (Perhaps, after his helpful reminder.)

"Do you know where you are? What's the date?"

"Earth. Several billion years from the beginning."

Angel Castiel (Misha Collins), to Dean (Jensen Ackles), as he wakes up after getting knocked out

"Do you always eat kale for breakfast? Because that is just wrong.... You reek of it. Like this room stinks of grade-D Greek food."

"You're very sensitive to smell."

"Oh, you should change your name to Captain Obvious!"

"OK, so what did our killer smell like?"

"Gosh, I don't know — it was either puppies... or gunpowder."

"Are you always this unpleasant?"

"Yep."

Beckett (Stana Katic) should almost wear Kevlar when dealing with "The Nose" (Stephnie Weir)

"Yes, hello. I need an ambulance. A man's dying on a cross."

Pity the 911 operator who answered Red's (James Spader) curious emergency call

"The good news of Donald [Trump] not being here tonight is now we don't have to build a wall around Guillermo."

"The phrase doesn't translate easily to English, but it means that there is not currently a problem."

"So, would you say it's a... problem-free philosophy?"

No matter what Jimmy (Chris Geere) says, Gretchen (Aya Cash) knows that his use of "Hakuna Matata" comes from The Lion King

"Where's all her food?"

"You mean her wine and popcorn?"

Huck (Guillermo Diaz) schools Leo (Paul Adelstein) on Olivia's diet

"I've got an idea."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm taking my pants off."

"Dear Diary: It finally happened."

Happy's (Jadyn Wong) solution for getting out of a bind is totally, 100 percent OK with Toby (Eddie Kaye Thomas)

"Let me ask you a question: If you could only pick one — sex, drugs, rock and roll or murder — which would you choose?"

Kelly Ripa feigns seriousness while asking a ridiculous question of Ed Westwick, who's playing a sociopath on Wicked City

"You know, I think of you every time I squat."

Major (Robert Buckley) after his blackmailer Gilda interrupts his gym session

"The guy you're looking for is Iceman."

"Iceman? Like from Top Gun?"

"What's Top Gun?"

[To Chin] "Did he say, 'What's Top Gun?' I should arrest him just for that."

McGarrett (Alex O'Loughlin) wants to think an informant is simply playing, playing with the boys

"You took a bullet for me."

"They were... metahuman tattoo playing cards."

Oliver (Stephen Amell) splits hairs in the course of saving Diggle's (David Ramsey) life

"I don't know what's worse about Castellano men: how gullible we are, or that we hate the feeling of condoms."

Danny (Chris Messina) bemoans his lineage when faced with the fact that the teenager who claimed to be his long-lost son... isn't

"I had a little wine at lunch, but I haven't been drinking."

Veronica (Stockard Channing) doesn't want to hear daughter Alicia's judgment about her choice of beverage before their appearance on a cooking show

"So... who wants a hug?"

Tom (Chris Zylka), after telling Laurie's support group for former Guilty Remnant cultists that he'd inherited Holy Wayne's power of the healing embrace

"I keep a very clean house down there, and right now, my house is on fire!"

Maggie (Kelly McCreary), freaking out over the possibility that Andrew had given her an STD

"Make me proud, son."

"Like I care."

Things will always be frosty between Lewis (Michael Ironside) and Leonard (Wentworth Miller) Snart