Quotes Of The Week For July 31, 2016

"I'm a New Yorker — and I know a con when I see one!"

Michael Bloomberg, former New York City mayor, lobs a verbal bomb at Donald Trump

"Oh, is this my fantasy suite?"

Chase, climbing into the rejectee van after being shot down by JoJo in the actual fantasy suite

"I took your advice. I'm not bugging Johnny while he's on his escort warrant with 'Princess Pouty'.... I just don't see why he's so wrapped up with Pawter."

"Have you met Boobs...?"

"Shut up, Johnny's not like that."

"Have you met Johnny?"

Dutch (Hannah John-Kamen) does live on a small spaceship with D'Av's brother, right?

"Are you naked? Because you seem pretty naked."

"Just my bum. I figured, private pool and all...."

"It's a family baptismal."

"I'll get out."

Johnny (Aaron Ashmore) makes himself a bit too much at home, visiting Pawter's family

"Do you know the definition of insanity?"

[Elliot voiceover] "He clearly doesn't know who he's talking to."

Ray (Craig Robinson) and Elliot (Rami Malek) face off over chess

"I wanted her to come back broken, with her tail between her legs. Instead, she comes back triumphant, with a handsome black man between her legs!"

Adrian (Tom Irwin), complaining to Carmen about Evelyn's good fortune

"So we eat together in the cafeteria from now on? How does that work?"

"You know this isn't high school, right?"

"Of course I know that. You are going to the pep rally, though, right?"

Mike (Patrick J. Adams) and his prisonmate Kevin (Erik Palladino) bond

"It's also the heart and soul of you."

"Exactly. Which is why I will not stand for another firm to stick their promiscuous associates in my innocent incubator."

Believe it or not, Donna (Sarah Rafferty) and Louis (Rick Hoffman) are talking about the law firm's bullpen

"So, your brother moved in with you, and he didn't have the decency to give us fair warning so we could pitch this as a multi-cam at CBS?"

When Billy runs into a family dilemma, Julie (Julie Klausner) knows the exact network that would turn it into a TV show

"Studies show that inmates become hyper-vigilant about signs of threat. So a tough veneer keeps inmates at bay."

"So you think I should put on a 'tough veneer'?"

"Oh, you have a tough veneer. Maybe even have a tough under-veneer."

"Don't talk about my under-veneer."

Maura (Sasha Alexander) preps Jane (Angie Harmon) for prison life

"Who's Portuguese Steven Seagal?"

Mitch (Billy Burke) is met with a meathead

"That's why he's here, isn't it, preparing the great tribulation?"

"You're focusing on the negative, Debbie Downer."

Possessed Kat (Debra Christofferson), when Reverend Anderson (Philip Glenister) speculates about the reason the Devil's come to Rome