Quotes Of The Week For Dec. 30, 2018

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GORDON RAMSAY'S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK

"Watch your hair! You haven't got any hair. Watch your eyebrows." 

Ramsay gets a pan all fired up during a tutorial

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GROWN-ISH

"It's just loyalty — not that you would understand, being a rich white girl from Alaska."

"I'm from Connecticut."

"Girl, it's the same place."

Sky (Halle Bailey) may be wrong about where Nomi (Emily Arlook) grew up, but we appreciate her blind commitment

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YOUNG SHELDON

"What are you working on?"

"A list of potential boyfriends for my Cabbage Patch doll. How do you think Celeste would look next to Joey Lawrence?"

"I don't know who that is."

"He's Blossom's brother."

"I don't know who that is."

"It's a show. She wears hats."

Missy (Raegan Revord) fills Sheldon (Iain Armitage) in on his future wif— we mean, Blossom

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YOUNG SHELDON (Bonus Quote!)

"After two hours of interrogation, all I could extract from my sister's brain is that there's some sort of block with new kids on it."

Missy's pop culture knowledge clearly isn't rubbing off on twin brother Sheldon (Iain Armitage)

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THE ORVILLE

"What a dick."

"He's a glorified Speak & Spell. Screw him."

Kelly (Adrianne Palicki) and Ed (Seth MacFarlane) don't care for Isaac's air of robotic superiority

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THE GIFTED

"Where did you get that?"

"I made it."

Marcos (Sean Teale) checks out Lorna's Magneto-inspired accessory

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GOTHAM

"Can we move past this...? Say that the whole Tabitha/Butch chapter is over?"

"I am going to feed your guts to the rats, you beaky-nosed freak!"

"So... no."

Penguin (Robin Lord Taylor) wants to forget, but Barbara (Erin Richards) can't forgive

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COUNTERPART

"Are you seriously negotiating with me right now, tied to a f—king chair?!"

Howard Prime (J.K. Simmons) is impressed by Baldwin's bravado

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DIRTY JOHN

"We need tequila. Like, right now."

Veronica (Juno Temple), after learning that mom Debra plans to finally fight back against John

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LETHAL WEAPON

"You're a train wreck!"

"A train wreck?! Roger, get involved here."

"I don't have the stomach for this. I'm going to talk to some violent murder suspects."

Murtaugh (Damon Wayans) chooses cold-blooded killers over Cole's lousy love life

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HAWAII FIVE-0

"Apparently, this is how people used to communicate before Instagram and texting. How did people hook up...? I don't know — it seems like a lot of work to me."

The old-timey notion of handwritten love letters fascinates Tani (Meaghan Rath)

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