Quotes Of The Week For April 21, 2019

GAME OF THRONES

"I'm here because I love your brother, and I trust him, and I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."

"Who was the first?"

"Someone taller."

Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) gives the massive Khal Drogo a shout-out — and takes a dig at Jon Snow's height — in a heart-to-heart with Sansa (Sophie Turner)

GAME OF THRONES (Bonus Quote!)

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent. Arise, Brienne of Tarth — a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."

Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) sweetly grants Brienne the knighthood for which she's been longing

MADAM SECRETARY

"Best job I ever had."

"So far."

Elizabeth (Téa Leoni) and Matt (Geoffrey Arend) reflect as she prepares to resign as secretary of state and run for president

GOTHAM

"I'm the Riddler, and tonight Gotham will remember that."

"By blowing up this ding-dong [the mayor]? Didn't you do that already?"

"It's a callback!"

Nygma (Cory Michael Smith) likes his mania to be meta

THE ORVILLE

"Is this, like, one of those crack house ships I've been hearing about?"

Gordon (Scott Grimes) thinks freighter captain Kelly's alternate timeline reveal is whack

THE ACT

"Nick, you wanna maybe help me put this where it belongs? Remember? Where no one else can find it?"

"But it's chicken night."

Nick (Calum Worthy), less interested in getting rid of the murder weapon with Gypsy (Joey King) than he is in dinner

BEING MARY JANE

"You still don't trust me."

"I do trust you."

"You keep making monumental decisions that deeply affect my life without any consideration for how it might make me feel."

"You walked out on me. Did you forget that? You left me."

Justin and Mary Jane (Michael Ealy and Gabrielle Union) argue about her decision to get pregnant (via her frozen embryos) after their breakup

EMPIRE

"Honestly? It's giving me Britney Spears when it should be giving me India.Arie."

Becky (Gabourey Sidibe) gives Jamal tough but accurate (and Top 40-influenced) feedback on his original wedding vows

BLACK-ISH

"You guys only get the negative representation. There is so much more there."

"So much more. If you're looking for a Baptist church, we got you. If you're looking for an AME church, we got you. Looking for a Church of God in Christ, we got you. Looking for a Church's Chicken, we got you."

"Thank you, Charlie."

"Just sayin', we got a gang of churches."

Dre and Charlie (Anthony Anderson and Deon Cole) try to explain the positive aspects of the hood to their co-workers

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY

"I don't know why these girls care about Page Six. When you're on the cover of the New York Post, that's when you've got to care about it."

Tinsley Mortimer, laughing off her peers' concerns about a gossip-column item

KILLING EVE

"This is a terrible hug."

"Then maybe you shouldn't have shot me."

"You're not still mad about that?"

Villanelle (Jodie Comer) and Konstantin (Kim Bodnia) exchange heartwarming — or should that be "heart-piercing"? — sentiments after a surprise reunion

SUPERSTORE

"Bo really wanted to come, but one of his suits is at the dry cleaners, and the other one is haunted."

Cheyenne (Nichole Bloom) tells Amy why the hubby couldn't make it to Emma's quinceañera

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE

"That is psychotic. OK, maybe not psychotic, but it's like something the lady from Killing Eve would do. Not Sandra Oh, Villanelle — you know, the crazy one who stabs everyone with the hairpin."

Jake (Andy Samberg) thinks Rosa is crazy — like, TV assassin-level crazy — for trying to "win" her breakup with Jocelyn

YOUNG SHELDON

"Hi, I'm Sheldon Cooper and I'm running for class president. I understand you had a baby last year. If you bring it in, I'll try to kiss it."

Sheldon (Iain Armitage) tries to secure the teen mom vote

THE BIG BANG THEORY

"When was the last time you did something totally selfish without worrying about what anybody else wanted?"

"According to my mother, I took my sweet time being born."

"How is that selfish?"

"Apparently she had dinner reservations."

Leonard (Johnny Galecki) was already disappointing Beverly before he even came into the world

THE FLASH

"Future Grace steals Past Grace... I don't even know if there's a police code for kidnapping yourself."

Joe (Jesse L. Martin) is in new, timey-wimey territory

THE FLASH (Bonus Quote!)

"You need to hurry — this guy's such a dick, I need to think super-douchey thoughts just to keep this face on."

Ralph (Hartley Sawyer) shapeshifts into a rude guard

DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

"Emojis are way more fun, and if he's not into it, you can pretend that you were talking about something else."

"Right, Nate's going to think I was dying to tell him about a dancing lady carrying a burning eggplant."

💃🏻🔥🍆 ? We like how Zari (Tala Ashe) thinks!

THE BLACKLIST

"I went away to think about you and me, and all I could think was that I missed you. Us. But I realized you don't need my forgiveness, ever. Because when it comes to this? [Gestures between himself and Dembe] You can do no wrong."

Red (James Spader) mends fences with Dembe in the most heartfelt way

SUPERNATURAL

"When you're not here, are you watching us?"

"Yeah. I mean, you're my favorite show."

Turns out God (Rob Benedict) is always tuned into the CW series

SUPERNATURAL (Bonus Quote!)

"In what was supposed to be a speech on farming subsidies, the president instead spent more than two hours disclosing his entire tax history, deep ties to Russia and North Korea, and a demon deal he made with someone named Crowley."

POTUS' crossroads deal-making is revealed during a newscast, thanks to Jack's "stop lying" command

BLUE BLOODS

"You carve me up over the governor's crime bill and then you go out there and support it?!"

"Well, it's a little more complicated than that...."

"I'm listening."

"No, you're not. You're reloading."

Feeling betrayed, Erin (Bridget Moynihan) comes gunning for dear ol' Dad (Tom Selleck)

BETTER THINGS

"I was in an apartment, with my parents on one side, and my brother, his wife and their baby on the other."

"What was the title?"

"9JKL."

"Oof."

"Yeah, and then it got cancelled."

Mark Feuerstein discusses his most recent project with a fellow stage actor