Quotes Of The Week For May 15, 2016
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"Could you have been more obvious?!"
"Me? I was selling it! I was Peter friggin' Dinklage compared to you!"
"That's a weird person to choose as an example of a great actor!"
After sharing a kiss that they are both trying to pretend never happened, Jimmy (John Stamos) and Sara (Paget Brewster) blame each other for failing to play it cool in front of their significant others
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"Is iZombie still behind you?"
Cisco (Carlos Valdes) wants to know if the reanimated corpse of Girder (played by iZombie alum Greg Finley) is still after Iris
once-upon-a-time-denial-grief-anger-quote
"Denial, grief, anger.... Can we just get to acceptance? Who killed you?!"
Hook (Colin O'Donoghue) has no time for Arthur to mourn his sudden passing
gotham-street-trash-girl-quote
"Forensic guy??"
"Street trash girl??"
"You framed Gordon!"
"And you tried to get a reward by turning him in!"
"Oh, yeah."
Selina (Camren Bicondova) and Nygma (Cory Michael Smith) bump into each other... in an air shaft
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"Oh."
By any name, Galavan aka the mighty Azrael (James Frain) realizes the rocket headed his way will do him in
veep-the-matrix-quote
"You're the one who suggested we all live in The Matrix!"
Selina (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) starts to second-guess Ben's latest cover-up plan, in which POTUS blames a recent unsavory tweet on a Chinese cybersecurity hack
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"Behind me, the splendid Grant Arena. Named for the famous general, not the man-child that's been soiling his pants at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for the last eight years."
Liberty Report host Sally Langston's (Kate Burton) tour of the convention site includes a requisite dig at Fitz
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"The president asked me if the fate of the world was resting in the hands of an IT girl, a criminal and two guys in Halloween costumes."
"They're not Halloween costumes."
Oliver (Stephen Amell) takes issue with POTUS' characterization of his and Dig's crime-fighting gear
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"We all goin' to hell. You just a bit sooner."
Ernestine (Amirah Vann) toasts Tom's lynching
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"Don't worry, Eileen. You will not have to do anything. This is gonna be my responsibility."
"Last time you said that, we had a shotgun wedding."
Pat's (Jay R. Ferguson) new dog reminds Eileen (Martha Plimpton) of an earlier catastrophe
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"Is that my computer?"
"I've never seen so much porn. Not in one sitting."
Dean (Jensen Ackles) discovers God (Rob Benedict) using his laptop
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"At our age, there are very few men left, and people need companionship. I make them happy, they make me happy. And I love them. All of them. I think of it as assisted loving."
Dr. Reese's elderly patient (Howard Hesseman) tries to justify sleeping with four senior ladies at the same time
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"For a Time Master, you sure waste a lot of it."
Mick (Dominic Purcell) wishes his captor would get to the point