Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 4, 2018
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THE GOOD DOCTOR
"I wanted to be a train conductor."
"Hmph, there's still time."
Morgan (Fiona Gubelmann) just can't help herself when Shaun (Freddie Highmore) reveals a childhood dream
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THE LAST SHIP
"We're gonna Frogger."
Chandler (Eric Dane) signs off on Gator's videogame-inspired evasion technique
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THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT
"No word on what Jeff Sessions is going to do next. I assume he's going to spend more time with his family-separation policy."
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LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
"Attorney General Jeff Sessions stepped down today. Apparently he's been on a stool this whole time."
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THE WALKING DEAD
"I can't be like this. Please, please, don't make me stay like this. Just settle it. Settle me. Kill me... please."
"Get back in your cell."
"No, no, no... why?!?"
"I came to kill Negan, and you're already worse than dead. That settles it."
Maggie (Lauren Cohan), denying a desperate plea from Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) to put him out of his misery
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RIVERDALE
"It was our junior year: Phones had cords, Winona had Johnny, and everything smelled like teen spirit."
Alice (Mädchen Amick) sets up this week's totally '90s flashback episode
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SUPERSTORE
"Just kill yourself! Kill yourself! ... I have slept 90 minutes in three days. The lining of my uterus is coming out in clumps. I have hemorrhoids so big that my doctor looked at my a—hole and said, 'Whoa!' Have you ever had a doctor look at your a—hole and say that? I am wearing frozen diapers so that my p—y doesn't fall out! Okay?! WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOURSELF?!"
New mom Amy (America Ferrera) loses her s—t when Glenn tries gifting her bath bombs to make up for not getting maternity leave
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YOUNG SHELDON
"Since that night, I've battled Orks, zombies, Nazis, Nazi zombies, a dinosaur in a go-kart, and played Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' on a stringless guitar. But nothing would ever compare to that first quest with my Meemaw — although Leonard pulling a groin muscle during Dance Dance Revolution was a close second."
Even in his prequel series, Adult Sheldon (narrator Jim Parsons) manages to tease his best friend
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SEAL TEAM
"I'm going to try and get back for winter formals."
"I know — but it will be easier to get a date without you around to interrogate him."
"Really. I have drones, and they will be overhead."
"The scary thing is I sort of believe you."
Jason (David Boreanaz) brings new meaning to "helicopter parenting"
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ARROW
"Wow. So you are actually practicing law."
"Why does everybody find that so hard to believe..."
"Probably because you're not the real Laurel. Or a real lawyer."
Is Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) snarking on behalf of the fandom?
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NCIS: LOS ANGELES
"I raised them from eggs, Nell. Eleven generations."
"Beal, they are brine shrimp. So low on the food chain, they are born to be food."
Nell (Renée Felice Smith) mourns not Eric's sea monkeys
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GREY'S ANATOMY
"Maggie, we just talked all night about how she lost her brother and how she's looking for some kind of peace."
"Which she found in your pants!"
Maggie (Kelly McCreary), refusing to believe that Jackson (Jesse Williams) was all talk, no action, on his "God quest"
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YOU
"No wonder he's dreaming about her. She's got this whole icy, redhead, 'Follow me into this cave, Jon Snow' vibe."
Beck (Elizabeth Lail), describing Joe's ex-girlfriend
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HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER
"Do either of you have any concerns about getting married?"
"Connor doesn't like Mamma Mia."
Oliver (Conrad Ricamora) has a bone to pick with his fiancé's pop culture interests
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HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER (Bonus Quote!)
"I can go on live TV right now and say that your boss ordered a kill on my client."
"You are deeply mistaken, Annalise."
"And you're basic."
Annalise (Viola Davis) is done playing nice with Gov. Birkhead (Laura Innes)
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SINGLE PARENTS (Bonus Quote!)
"Your passcode is Al Roker's birthday? Pretty weak, Dad."
Sophie (Marlow Barkley) is practically embarrassed at how easy it was to get into dad Will's phone
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SINGLE PARENTS
"Change of plans: I'm now dropping off in order of projected career earnings. Graham, since you're the only future white male in the car, you'll be first."
Douglas (Brad Garrett) delivers some brutal honesty during carpool
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THE RESIDENT
"Austin, scrub in."
"Not enough time. Okafor's sterile."
"I need you, not a third-year resident."
"I've converted a right ventricle.. in a heart the size of a walnut. Performed an emergency tracheotomy in 30 seconds flat. I'm not just any third-year."
"What she said."
When a surgery goes awry, Mina (Shaunette Renée Wilson) assures Dr. Voss that she can fix the problem herself — and Dr. Austin (Malcolm-Jamal Warner) concurs
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THE GOOD PLACE
"I know all your private shames, like that you don't wash your feet in the shower, your first concert was Barenaked Ladies and you have frequent sex dreams about Sam the Eagle, from the Muppets."
"Well, he's very authoritative, and I find that reassuring."
Michael (Ted Danson) is bewildered after looking deeply into the psyche of Eleanor (Kristen Bell)