Quotes Of The Week For July 13, 2014

GENERAL HOSPITAL

"I wouldn't take Sonny for a Far Side kind of a guy. I mean, Hi and Lois, maybe. Andy Capp? Sure. But talking cows?"

Daffy Delia (Ilene Kristen) to daughter Ava after discovering the local crime boss' taste in page-a-day calendars during a search of his office

SUITS

"I don't believe it..."

"Yeah, that Adonis on the yacht — Sheila's fiance."

"That 'Adonis' is a Photoshopped picture of Lorenzo Lamas from 1998!"

Harvey (Gabriel Macht) forces Louis to "picture" the truth about the heartbreaking photo on his laptop

ROOKIE BLUE

"I just don't want her shaving off all her hair and then buying one of those Amanda Bynes turquoise wigs."

Chloe (Priscilla Faia) worrying about Gail's (Charlotte Sullivan) erratic behavior

TEEN WOLF

"You told him his sister Kate came back from the dead over a text?"

"I didn't have the money to call France."

Stiles (Dylan O'Brien) chides Scott (Tyler Posey) for his inappropriate choice of medium in breaking the news of Kate's return

COVERT AFFAIRS

"You're going to have to explain that one to me, because I seem to remember that plan not working so well last time — and by 'not well' I mean 'It was a colossal s–tshow.'"

Joan (Kari Matchett) questions the extraction plan proposed by Arthur's new colleague (Perrey Reeves)

DEVIOUS MAIDS

"What kind of monster are you?"

"A talented one?"

Carmen's (Roselyn Sanchez) reply when questioned about strapping down a toddler in her care in order to audition for a commercial

UNDER THE DOME

"I just want you to know I have no animosity toward you, Julia. I have nothing but deep gratitude."

"That sounded dangerously close to a thank you."

Big Jim (Dean Norris), finally mustering some humility after Julia (Rachelle Lefevre) spares his life

SALEM

"How dare you?"

"No sir! How dare YOU?!"

Increase (Stephen Lang) and Cotton's (Seth Gabel) witty repartee after Cotton accuses his father of torturing innocent girls to get them to testify against John

BIG BROTHER

"Hey, man. I'll curl up with you, dude."

"I know you will."

"I'll always curl up with you, brother."

"I will cuddle up in a heartbeat because I miss it so much."

Devin and Caleb, getting ultra bromantic with each other after confessing how much they miss cuddling with girls

BIG BROTHER (Bonus Quote!)

"You have five different personalities, and they all suck!"

Paola Shea's parting shot at embattled HOH Devin Shepherd

CHASING LIFE

"Maybe if you're here I'll actually have someone to watch the movie with and they won't try and do inappropriate things under the blanket... Oh yeah. I saw what was going on before. I'm Australian, not blind."

Beth (Aisha Dee) invites Greer (Gracie Dzienny) to sit with Brenna, Kieran and her during a Pretty In Pink screening

YOUNG & HUNGRY

"Just have a little peek — a peek-a-boo, a peek-a-rooney, a Pekingese!"

"I don't give a Shih Tzu! "

Elliot (Rex Lee) and Josh (Jonathan Sadowski) bickering about a magazine, while having a little fun with dog puns

THE BACHELORETTE

"Chris is like the epitome of a man when he's driving that tractor, plowing down those fields. Like, he's just... he's hot! He's manly, he's burly... like, he's the hottest farmer ever!"

Andi Dorfman, indulging in some kind of Green Acres fantasy

FINDING CARTER

"There's been some confusion about my grade — which grade I'm in. So I've kinda been home schooling... without the schooling."

Max (Alex Saxon) answers Gabe's question about where he goes to school

WELCOME TO SWEDEN

"He's shorter than expected, isn't he?"

"I don't know how tall you expected him to be. He's average height."

"Average? No way. Maybe if you include children and Asian people."

The very Swedish Viveka (Lena Olin), disapproving of daughter Emma's (Josephine Bornebusch) taste in boyfriends

MISTRESSES

"He thinks my name is Rebecca — or Valerie. [Gasp] I can't remember!"

Karen (Yunjin Kim), realizing she's facing a little problem if she manages to reconnect with a memorable one-night stand

MISTRESSES (Bonus Quote!)

"What am I supposed to do? Let him go back to Australia because the thing that brought him here slept with a coworker, got pregnant with his baby, nearly died in a car accident and then, what, chose the other guy?"

Joss (Jes Macallan), wondering whether or not to fight to keep her ex-brother-in-law — who's had quite the roller coaster ride with her sister — in Los Angeles

RISING STAR

"I want the wall to raise as much as people want gas to go back to 99 cents a gallon."

Diva-tastic Gabrielle Nicole, explaining her desire to advance in the competition

THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW

"Now that we know a bit about Solange, I wonder whether she windmilled him."

Wendy, wondering how the tempermental singer responded to the rumor that her father allegedly got one of her friends pregnant

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

"Hey did you ever see that one movie? The one where there's this cowboy and he's like the king of the castle and then this astronaut shows up and he tries to take over, so the cowboy attempts to murder him, but instead the astronaut is taken hostage by this evil psychopath. So the cowboy has to rescue him and they end up becoming really good friends."

"...Toy Story?"

Morello (Yael Stone) and Rosa (Barbara Rosenblat), discussing movies