Quotes Of The Week For July 28, 2019
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ANIMAL KINGDOM
"How do you know this guy?"
"I've done business with him over the years."
"And you just decided you wanted to rip him off?"
"I didn't say I liked doing business with him, did I?"
Smurf (Ellen Barkin), lying to Pope (Shawn Hatosy) about their next victim
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GOOD TROUBLE
"First of all, you're beautiful."
"Duh. I said I was fat, not ugly."
Davia (Emma Hunton) doesn't really need Alice's (Sherry Cola) pep talk
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IZOMBIE
"She's looking up The Good Place. She thinks I'm Kristen Bell."
"She will be sorely disappointed."
Liv (Rose McIver) and Ravi (Rahul Kohli) exchange messages about a fellow airplane passenger who thinks she knows Liv from somewhere
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JANE THE VIRGIN
"Thank you... Dad. Mom?"
"No, thank you."
Xo (Andrea Navedo) doesn't appreciate Rafael's (Justin Baldoni) new moniker for her
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MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
"If I had another day or two, I coulda had them in rose gold."
As we later learned, tech whiz Deke (Jeff Ward) wasn't even kidding!
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MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (Bonus Quote!)
[Izel screams in agony]
"You're singing a different song now, aren't you?"
May (Ming-Na Wen) surprises Izel with the business end of a sword
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PENNYWORTH
"The battle begins very soon."
"What battle?"
"Well, I speak figuratively, but technically you'd have to call it a coup d'état. What do you think of that?"
"As a rule, if you have to use French words for something, I don't like it."
Alfred (Jack Bannon) says, "Mais non!" to the bad guys' grand plan
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FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL (Episode 3)
"Nice suit. Are you solving crimes in a small British seaside town?"
Ainsley (Rebecca Rittenhouse) teases her pal Maya for her Broadchurch-y outfit
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LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
"We didn't even get to our first question [of the debate] until about 25 minutes in. You could've just watched an entire episode of Veep. In fact, I'm pretty sure anyone on Veep would have a better chance of getting elected than this guy. I mean, what is this guy doing here? And where's Gromit?"
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ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (Episode 5)
"I'm sorry about my friend. She's a little slow on the uptake. It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes."
Nicky (Natasha Lyonne) apologizes on Lorna's behalf when it fails to register that Shani's from Egypt
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ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (Episode 5 — Bonus Quote!)
"9-4-8-1. Girl, that's Beyonce's birthday! Does that mean she's watching over me?"
Maritza (Diane Guerrero) thinks the phone number for the immigration hotline is a sign from God — or, in this case, Queen Bey
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EUPHORIA
"[Jules and Nate] had been texting for weeks. And when I say texting, I don't just mean regular f—king texting. They were sexting."
"Like, nudes?"
"Yeah. Side note? Very nice d—k, very clean room."
Rue (Zendaya) might despise Nate Jacobs, but she can appreciate a well-composed nude photo when she sees one
HANNAH BROWN
THE BACHELORETTE
"I've realized that I don't need a husband. I want a husband, but I don't need one. And I'm really, really proud of the woman that I've become through all this — because I am hella strong."
Despite ending her season as a single woman, Hannah goes out with an empowering message of self-love