Quotes Of The Week For Oct. 11, 2015

"Have you noticed that Final Hope hates me?"

"Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. You know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would have gone with Phantom Menace."

Liv (Rose McIver) and Ravi (Rahul Kohli) discuss their no-longer-undead test rat's name

"You're pretty hot for a cop."

"I have a gun."

Beckett (Stana Katic) zaps a frat boy Frankenstein's Monster

"I get it, I get it: You are the baddest bitch ever. You are badder than all the animals whose prints populate your wardrobe, OK?"

Hallelujah! Sometimes an exasperated Anika (Grace Gealey) turns the tables and gets a good zinger in at her rival Cookie

"Where is she going?"

"Comic-Con."

"The alleyway of Comic-Con."

Judges Zac Posen and Constance Zimmer have some harsh words about Candice's questionable design for her client

"You two seem to be getting along. I'm so glad."

Theo (James Frain) takes notice of Barbara's... closeness... with his sister

"Hiya, Pops. Long time... no see."

Jerome (Cameron Monaghan) pays his blind father a(n unwelcome) surprise visit

"Shut up, both of you! All right? This is my job now."

"Your... your job? Jimmy... you're not writing recaps, are you?"

Gretchen (Aya Cash), we take offense to your jab at Jimmy's (Chris Geere) NCIS: LA viewing habits!

"Now somebody get me a puka shell necklace. I'm going full douche."

Jake (Andy Samberg) really needs to commit if he's going to become The Vulture's best friend

"Thea's actually been living with Laurel for the past few months. Ra's stabbed her right over there. [beat] We can get a rug."

Did Oliver (Stephen Amell) make a funny?!

ARROW (Bonus Quote!)

"I told you guys to call me Red Arrow!"

"A red arrow just means you can't make a left turn."

Thea's (Willa Holland) preference of code name gets dissed by Diggle (David Ramsey)

"Sugar Lips, with a little hydrochloric acid and crystalline chloride, I can do anything."

"Except breathe through a busted nose. Do not call her 'Sugar Lips,' ever."

Danny (Scott Caan) warns his nephew of a no-no when nicknaming Kono

"You barely escaped assassination. You're arguably on the run from the most powerful witch on Earth, not to mention an angel of Heaven. And you didn't call for help until after the orgy?"

A demon questions Crowley's decision-making

"Pulse is active but undetectable. Breathing is more shallow than the cheerleaders at my high school."

Toby (Eddie Kaye Thomas) touts his special formula for a Mostly Dead serum

"Call housekeeping."

The Countess (Lady Gaga), after loverboy Donovan complains about their post-fourgy mess

"It's called a fun-raiser for a reason."

"Fundraiser. You forgot the D."

"Oh... That's a first."

Hearing Shane's mom (Jackie Debatin) interact with Karma's mom (Amy Farrington), it's suddenly clear why they both turned out the way they did

"Is this The Dating Game or The Voice?"

"Hey, the world's changing. I'm up for that, too."

Adam Levine tries to make fun of Blake Shelton's connection to contestant Blaine Mitchell — prompting an unexpected response

"Aw, I think you'll be a good dad. Your babies'll be so foul-mouthed and dirty and cute!"

Arizona (Jessica Capshaw), loving the idea of Alex as a family man

"First prize in the talent competition and the long jump, if you know what I'm saying."

Maggie (Kelly McCreary), waxing nostalgic about having sex with Ethan

"More like 'based on the novel Push by Sapphire,' in that these gifts are an endless series of tragedies."

Tamra (Xosha Roquemore) vetoes Danny's choice of cranberry turtleneck and yet another dance routine for Mindy's push presents

"In the weeks since I've arrived, three things are clear: The food is literally made of poison, the air smells like plague and everyone wants to know what everyone else is doing."

Centuries-old witch/vampire Valerie (Elizabeth Blackmore) adjusts to modern times after being freed from the prison world

"You have voluptuous pillows."

"Thank you. I've been told that."

George Takei and Wendy are talking about the accessories on her couch, right?

"I did my job. You should be thinking about what present you're going to get me as a thank you."

"How do you sleep at night?"

"Alone. On very comfortable sheets. I like expensive bottles of vodka."

Annalise (Viola Davis) just won her case and doesn't have time for her client Tonya's (Sherri Saum) guilt trip about her scorched-earth defense

"I'm tired of depriving myself of joy and sustenance. I mean, for what? So a boy will like me? Guys can be as porky as they want and we still like them. I'm as skinny as Karen Carpenter in the morgue and Chad Radwell still won't commit to me!"

Chanel's (Emma Roberts) rant about body image double standards really took a sharp turn at the end there, didn't it?

"So... do you think you're man enough to take me inside that house and attack my crack?"

Sounds like Hester (Lea Michele) is just as anal as her fellow Chanels — though perhaps a different kind of anal

"You expecting trouble?"

"Cops always expect trouble. In this city, I expect superhuman flying monsters."

"That's a solid expectation."

Joe (Jesse L. Martin) and Cisco (Carlos Valdes) keep a watchful eye on "Flash Day"

"I like any party I don't have to cater."

"So do we."

Wait, did Grumpy (Lee Arenberg) just dis Granny's cooking?

"It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie, you know? You think you've got it all figured out, and bang! It hits you with a crazy-awesome surprise that you never saw coming."

"So Vanessa's been dead the entire time?"

Sara (Paget Brewster) shows off her knowledge of The Sixth Sense after asking Gerald (Josh Peck) why he's crushing on baby mama Vanessa

"What the hell are you doing here?!"

"Neighborhood watch?"

May (Ming-Na Wen) is not happy to find Hunter (Nick Blood) hunting her