Quotes Of The Week For June 2, 2019

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD

"You don't have to be afraid."

"That's what people always say when there's something to be afraid of."

Annie (Bailey Gavulic) refuses to accept cookie-cutter reassurances from Morgan (Lennie James)

THE HANDMAID'S TALE (Bonus Quote!)

"I can handle myself."

"What, were you in the military or something before?"

"No. Were you?"

"High school chemistry teacher."

"Oh. Well, I'm the only reason you're not all in an interrogation room right now, so I think you owe me. C'mon, Breaking Bad, let's go."

June (Elisabeth Moss) lobbies Alison (Kathryn Greenwood) and the other Marthas to let her come on a dangerous mission

THE HANDMAID'S TALE

"You're not gonna be any trouble, are ya?"

"No, sir."

Commander Lawrence (Bradley Whitford) doesn't know what he's getting himself into when June (Elisabeth Moss) is assigned to his household

JANE THE VIRGIN

"How long is this going to last? I'm so sick of crying. I feel like a Villanueva."

An emotional Petra (Yael Grobglas) is so over her heartbreak tears

JANE THE VIRGIN (Bonus Quote!)

"If you keep trying to have sex with me, I'm going to HR, and if they don't pay attention, I'll go to Alyssa Milano!"

Rogelio (Jaime Camil) sets River straight when she makes a second unwanted advance toward him

REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER

"Look, your mom made her choice — and we're all here with the consequences of that choice."

Rep. Katie Porter slams Maher — and sends the audience into hysterics — after the host reveals he is personally "squishy" on a woman's right to choose because his mother nearly aborted him

BLACK MIRROR (Episode 3)

"Who are you guys?"

"I'm Rachel, and like I said, I'm a huge fan."

"Listen, lovergirls, make out later — we've gotta move!"

Ashley Too (voiced by Miley Cyrus) interrupts Rachel and Ashley's meet cute

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR (Episode 4)

"I still wish we could have driven. Planes are breeding grounds for disease."

"This doomsday disease obsession you have can't be healthy. We do have antibiotics and vaccines."

"A single cough spreads half a million viral particles. Put a coughing person on a plane with recycled air, it becomes an incubator. Infected passengers fly from San Francisco to London, maybe. Along the way, they infect others who are flying to Vancouver or Nairobi, and soon the world is gripped by a plague from which we'll never recover."

"We'll rent a car on the way back."

Eli (Chukwudi Iwuji) gives Hannah (Maggie Q) the plane facts

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR (Episode 4 — Bonus Quote!)

"We have a problem. Aaron's vetters have found some banking irregularities. I need you to make sure they're not child support payments."

"Isn't that what vetters are for?"

"I need the stuff lawyers can't find. And you know him. You f—ked him."

"Uh, no, I didn't, actually."

"Really? You let that get by you? Ouch. Gottta be a regret."

Lorraine (Julie White) can't believe Emily (Italia Ricci) slept on sleeping with Aaron

LUCIFER (Episode 6)

"...and that is what the birth process looks like up close. Any questions?"

"Can we see the part about the torn perineum again, please?"

OK, who let the torture-loving demon (Lesley-Ann Brandt) into Lamaze class?

LUCIFER (Episode 7)

"Do you have a pet?"

"Yes— No, well, not really."

Trixie (Scarlett Estevez) has (difficult) questions about the studded collar she finds in Lucifer's penthouse