Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 6, 2016

"If we're going to live together, we need to have some house rules. Rule No. 1, and I can't believe I'm saying this — no sex swing."

"You said I could bring my furniture."

"A sex swing is not furniture."

Chloe's (Lauren German) new roommate Maze (Lesley-Ann Brandt) is a real swinger

"You have failed this city!"

Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) finally dons a "mask"

"You guys must be the new kids on the block."

"More like the Backsteet Boys. [Met by silence] It was funnier in my head."

Diggle (David Ramsey) wonders if the new team — Curtis (Echo Kellum) included — has the right stuff

"NASA's... 'intruder alert' system spotted an asteroid as it passed by Earth last night, and I think I speak for all of us when I say, 'Come back, asteroid!'"

"This is our friend Penny's place. You may remember her from our episode, 'Flags and the People Who Don't Understand Them.'"

Sheldon (Jim Parsons) introduces viewers to Fun With Flags' first on-location episode

"Really?"

"Emma, this is not what it looks like. This is my new car."

"Oh, really? So you traded in your flying carpet for a Miata."

Aladdin's (Deniz Akdeniz) skills as a thief are no match for Emma's (Jennifer Morrison) "superpower"

"You said people come here to change the story of their lives. I imagined a story where I didn't have to be the damsel."

Dolores (Evan Rachel Wood) has a simple answer for William, who wonders how she suddenly gained the ability to gun down their attackers

"I think I'm gonna go in the house. I ate them two blunts when the cops came. So tonight's gonna be weird."

Darius (Keith Stanfield) has a full night ahead of him after a run-in with the police

"My name is Allison and I did not win an Academy Award — but thank you for that!"

Lucky for NBC Sports host Laffit Pincay, the Emmy-winning star of Mom and winners' circle trophy presenter (whose name is definitely not Elizabeth) has a good sense of humor

"I'd be honored to be your maid of honor! And not just because my main competition is in a coma 'til I die."

At least Bonnie (Kat Graham) knows she's Elena's runner-up here

"Do you think we could get away with not inviting Damon to the wedding? I mean, even if we do save him?

"He's going to be your brother-in-law, and likely Stefan's best man. Sorry."

"Fine, but he is not sitting at the head table."

We're glad siren hunting isn't keeping Caroline (Candice King) and Bonnie (Kat Graham) from planning the perfect wedding

"Did you know that things your parents did when you were a kid can affect you... as an adult?"

"What?! You mean time travel?"

Gretchen (Aya Cash) tries to share her therapy breakthrough with Lindsay (Kether Donohue), but she's not getting it

"My traffic school was taught by a comedian. It wasn't funny, but at least I saw what Jon Lovitz was up to."

Caroline (Beth Behrs), after learning that Han's traffic school instructor was a magician

"If I die, I just want you all to know I had so many wonderful performances waiting for you!"

Audrey (Sarah Paulson), spending what she thought would be her last moments alive to record a farewell message to fans of her reenacting prowess

"He's a murderer, who threatened to take down this entire plane if we didn't concede to his demands. How is that not a terrorist?"

"Sounds a little 'Fox News' to me, but..."

Coulson (Clark Gregg) fields Director Mace's concerns about Robbie Reyes' "hot" temper

"The presidential election is just one week from today. Just think, in a week, millions of Americans will learn if their new leader is Hillary Clinton or Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau."

"Congratulations on the Emmy."

"This is not mine. I didn't win... This is Peter Scolari's. I just waited in the parking lot."

"Let me get this straight: You were up against Peter Scolari?"

"Yeah, like, he just did a guest star appearance on Girls. I was hit by a Walmart truck."

Tracy Morgan defends his decision to rob Scolari of his Emmy for Best Guest Actor in a Comedy Series

"I think you're my favorite person I ever knocked out. Definitely top two or three."

Morgan (Lennie James), just before leaving Carol at her new home on the outskirts of The Kingdom

"Get your head in the game."

"Oh, my head is in the game. I've been here since 4 a.m. I've already had three meals."

"It's not even 7. That's too many meals."

Dina (Lauren Ash) thinks Glenn's (Mark McKinney) food intake is cause for concern

"You OK?"

"We were attacked by zombies... and someone put sprouts on my sandwich."

From the sound of Mick (Dominic Purcell), Ray is officially off lunch-packing duty

"So, Jack, you gonna see her again?"

"I just messaged her about hanging out tonight."

"What are you guys planning — Blockbuster and chill?"

Jack (Joel McHale) is feeling good about "crushing" his first Internet date

"Rosie was very, very influental and iconic here in our country. However, as a woman of color, the rag on your head right now is making me very uncomfortable."

Wendy harbors some reservations about the Rosie the Riveter getup her producer Suzanne is wearing for "Wendy's Giveaway USA" segment

"You brought a lot of back-up."

"Yeah, I did. Only an idiot would break into this place alone."

"OK. I deserved that."

Doris (Christine Lahti) is glad to see Steve (Alex O'Loughlin) invited some friends to the rescue op