Quotes Of The Week For Feb. 21, 2016

"You know, Beckett asked for some time, so I'm just giving it to her. Every day. Sometimes twice."

Rick (Nathan Fillion) tells no lies to Martha and Alexis!

"The girls on the base did have a nickname for [McGee]: 'McStudmuffin.'"

"What? Really? [To Bishop] It's like we've entered The Twilight Zone."

DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly) is disbelieving of Tim's military brat stud status

"This isn't my first prison break."

Oh, we know, Leonard Snart (Wentworth Miller)!

"Sex is still free. For women."

Max (Kat Dennings), pointing out to Caroline one of the few pastimes that a broke girl can afford

"For one time, the squeaky, high-pitched thing isn't me!"

Ross Mathews says what we all were thinking, as the Grammys pre-show suffered from microphone feedback

"If they believe the inbred trash over us, then we deserve to go down for this."

Annalise (Viola Davis) takes a withering stance on how the police will view Philip, the poor, possibly homicidal guy she's framing for a host of crimes — some of which he definitely didn't commit

"Oh yay, someone's hurt."

April (Sarah Drew), relieved that a patient's arrival might put an end to Owen and Nathan's arguing

"[In unison] That's a Chinese F."

Louis (Randall Park) and Jessica (Constance Wu) are horrified to learn their restaurant got a "B-" grade on a review site

"Phillip rates our restaurant, we rate Phillip. Personality: F. Wardrobe: F. Table manners: C. [Off Louis' confused look] He used a salad fork properly. Begrudging respect."

Jessica (Constance Wu) takes on the restaurant's child critic with a website of her own

"It's a work in progress, 'Elsa.'"

Cisco (Carlos Valdes) takes a dig at Killer Frost's Frozen-like powers

"Believe it or not, I've been wrong before. I know what it feels like. I'm not wrong. Not this time."

"How much are you willing to bet on it?"

"Mmmm, everything I've got."

"That's a lot to lose."

"But I won't lose."

Peggy (Hayley Atwell) holds her ground when taken to task by Thompson (Chad Michael Murray)

"You know rock-n-rollers can have a horrible reputation — unjustly. Really! 'Oooh, she's a rock-n-roller! Oooh, Lord!' But they were right about me!"

The Pointer Sisters' Ruth Pointer isn't afraid to laugh about her scandalous past

"Sorry. Nervous bladder. I think."

Oliver's (Stephen Amell) explanation for his disappearance proves his cover stories are still terrible

"A large part of my days are spent trying not to answer questions in ways that make Piggy look too deeply into the abyss of her own loneliness. I usually bring up snacks!"

After Miss Piggy's inquiry about whether or not she has any friends, Uncle Deadly confesses his strategy for dealing with his boss's toughest questions

"Donning this Cas mask, this grim face of angelic constipation, it's just — [annoyed noise] — uuugh."

Lucifer (Misha Collins) is no longer a fan of pretending to be Castiel

"You're going to get on that tour bus, take it into the suburbs and put on a private concert for Adam and Dana with all their favorite songs."

"Such as?"

"'Every Rose Has Its Thorn.'"

"'Every Toe Has Its Corn.'"

"'The Wind Beneath My Wings.'"

"'The Bed Above My Springs.'"

"'Material Girl.'"

"'Bacterial Earl!'"

"'Heaven Is a Place on Earth.'"

"'Kevin Is a Dude With Girth.'"

"'Careless Whisper.'"

"'Your Hairless Sister.'"

"'Fight the Power.'"

"'Smell the Flounder?'"

Beverly (Wendi McLendon-Covey) reaches out to Weird Al after he gives her son heartbreaking relationship advice

"Sure don't want my hole to go to waste."

"Yeah, chief, that's what she said."

Don E's (Bryce Hodgson) comment about the grave he dug has Blaine (David Anders) beating his other lackey to the punchline