New Year's Deathwatch: 24 TV Characters We Suspect Won't Make It Out Of 2014 Alive

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American Horror Story: Coven's Fiona

 

Her fast-moving cancer, plus witch hunters on the loose, means not even the fastest broom is likely to put distance between her and a dirt nap.

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Arrow's Sara

 

Hopefully, she will resurface in Starling City in time for her mother's imminent visit. Yet we can't help but sense that she'll die a hero's death by season's end, setting the table for big sis Laurel to carry the baton for Canary.

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Castle's Sen. Bracken

 

Not to wish Jack Coleman two on-screen ABC deaths inside of a year's time, but it could be twisty fun to wrap up Johanna Beckett's murder storyline with the top dog's own demise — at Kate's (too?) vengeful hand.

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Dracula's Lady Jayne

As much as we'd like to see the vampy vampire slayer best her bed buddy, we fear lust (and perhaps love?) will be a bloody unfortunate disadvantage when the crucial moment comes.

 

 

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Game of Thrones' Theon aka Reek

 

Before, he was just whiny. Now, he's smelly, weepy and missing a key appendage. Time to put the old boy outta his misery, no?

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House of Cards' Zoe

 

D.C. dynamo Frank Underwood aka Zoe's sometime lover aka vice presidential nominee has blood on his hands, and she's on the scent. Cannot. End. Well. (Though Janine might wanna steer clear of green bananas, as well.)

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Mad Men's Megan

 

Maybe last year's predictions of doom were just a wee bit premature? (Plus, Mrs. Draper's demise would make Michael Ausiello very happy.)

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Masters of Sex's Lillian

 

The character's terminal cervical cancer diagnosis has us praying for a very short time jump between Seasons 1 and 2.

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Nashville's Lamar

 

The jailbird's death could be the emotional event needed to pull Deacon back to a grieving Rayna's side.

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Once Upon a Time's Happy

 

The dwarf's portrayer Michael Coleman recently invited blowback from not just fans but a show boss and multiple castmates when he spoke out on Twitter against the SwanQueen 'ship. Just ask Ana Lucia and Mr. Eko how such PR messes have been known to play out.

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Orange Is the New Black's Healy

 

If a raging Chapman doesn't off him for leaving her alone with Pennsatucky, stress (his gold-digging wife!) and his diet (Funyuns, anyone?) might do the trick.

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Revolution's Jason

 

Now that Neville's wife has turned up alive, the tragic death of their son — who almost from Day 2 got boxed out of the Charlie Matheson Love Interest equation — would serve as a fresh impetus to take down the Patriots.

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Scandal's Charlie

 

Should Rowan "go to war" to reclaim his B613 job, the spy org's go-to lackey could easily be among the collateral damage. But much more damning, this: Quinn's boyfriends are never long for this world!

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Sleepy Hollow's Jenny

 

Her troubled background, Moloch-may-care nature and proximity to Abbie (her death would hit the leftenant hard) make her a perfect choice to fall under the Horseman's blade.

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Sons of Anarchy's Gemma

Once Jax learns that his mother dearest stuck a literal fork in his wife, there'll be no saving her from the Grim Reaper.

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The Vampire Diaries' Katherine

 

The sassy vampire didn't lose any of her snark when she became a human, but thanks to the rapid aging side effects, she may lose her life.

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The Walking Dead's Beth, Sasha, Bob, Tyreese, Lizzie, Molly, Luke and Mika

Take your pick.

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