Quotes Of The Week For May 8, 2016

"You can just call me Root, bitch."

Root (Amy Acker) gives Samaritan some help with an ID

"You killed my brother, so now you die."

"Oh my God.... You're Princess Bride-ing me right now! You must have me mixed up with somebody else, Inigo."

Confronted by Earth-Two's Rupture, Cisco (Carlos Valdes) isn't prepared to die

"Expecto patronum!... Great Scott, it's working!"

Cisco (Carlos Valdes) channels Harry Potter, Doc Brown and a bolt of lightning

"No, Mom. You pushed out Axl's pointy head, and didn't you say that Brick practically destroyed your insides?"

"He did treat my uterus like a rock star in a hotel room. Just trashed the place and left."

Sue (Eden Sher), reminding Frankie (Patricia Heaton) why she can't cancel Mother's Day

"I feel like I'm in Minority Report."

"And in reality, you're just a minority."

Dinesh (Kumail Nanjiani) is fascinated by the level of technology at Pied Piper's new offices — until Gilfoyle (Martin Starr) takes the wind out of his sails

"I didn't mean what I said about Supernatural! It's underrated, due for a reboot."

After finding out Chuck is God, Metatron (Curtis Armstrong) tries to make up for trashing Chuck's book series

"I started a new series of books: Revolution. But I don't think it's going anywhere."

Chuck (Rob Benedict) reveals what he was up to during his time away, in a nod to Supernatural creator Eric Kripke's now-defunct NBC series

"Listen, if your fine, upstanding character depended on a little girl lying for you, then maybe you didn't have that much character to begin with."

Sasha (Felisha Cooper), getting fierce with the father for whom she's long been a dirty little secret

"Penelope, have you seen a girl wandering around? Looks like a drawing of a best friend that an eight-year-old would make."

When Jess goes missing in his office, Schmidt (Max Greenfield) comes up with a strange physical description of her

"I love what you've done with the place."

Ferdinand Lyle (Simon Russell Beale), after seeing the squalor in which Vanessa has been living

"Do you have a favorite?"

"Not meant to. But mostly the unloved ones, the unvisited ones. Cases that get dusty and ignored. All the broken and shunned creatures. Someone's got to care for them. Who shall it be if not us?"

"Yes."

Zoologist Alexander (Christian Camargo), revealing his sensitivity as well as his favorite natural history museum exhibits to Vanessa (Eva Green)

"It's not ours, me and Molly's. I always imagined when we had a baby, it would look like me."

"All babies look like you."

Mike (Billy Gardell) shares with Carl (Reno Wilson) his concern about adopting Molly's student's baby

"McGee, I want to celebrate that you can light up a room as fast as you can ping a phone. Hashtag #LivingRocks."

"Hashtag #GetToThePoint."

"My god, Gibbs — you just used the word 'hashtag' in a sentence!"

Abby's (Pauley Perrette) super-social ways rub off on Boss (Mark Harmon)

"Ohhhh. Your officers aren't listening to you. Boo, hoo."

Claudia (Margo Martindale) plays a tiny violin for Gabriel

"You're stubborn and you're angry and the GCPD has paid a price for it!"

"Really? You self-righteous punk. You think you have all the answers? Maybe you should run it yourself!"

"Maybe I will one day!"

"In your dreams."

Trust us on this one, Captain Barnes (Michael Chiklis)— Jim Gordon (Ben McKenzie) isn't dreaming

"I would just like the letter back before she gets the wrong idea."

"Well, I've got news for ya: She's going to get the wrong idea. She sued a turnstile for groping her."

Morgan (Ike Barinholtz) informs Jody (Garret Dillahunt) that Mindy will definitely freak out if she receives Jody's letter, in which he asked her on a date

"Is this show always like this? An Asian woman and a brilliant, dashing man who work together every day, but refuse to admit they'd make a great couple?"

Upon watching Elementary for the first time, Jody (Garret Dillahunt) sees quite a few parallels to his workplace dynamic with Mindy

"No disrespect to the dead, this guy couldn't act to save his life."

"Quite literally, by the looks of things."

It's curtains for a movie star who couldn't cut it on Broadway

"Rogelio, let's not turn this into a pissing contest."

"I understand why you'd be intimidated. I have a very propulsive stream."

Enemies Esteban (Keller Wortham) and Rogelio (Jaime Camil) bicker

"I still don't have a date for my [high school reunion], and the stress is bad for my face. I already have more filler than a two-hour Dateline."

Angie (Lisa Lampanelli), describing the many and varied ways that her problems are bigger than Caroline and Max's

"You didn't see Daisy. She acted like we were still best of pals all while threatening to murder me."

"No, you're right, I didn't see that. I was too busy listening to the disgusting face of Grant Ward act like my dead boyfriend."

"That's true. That does sound worse."

"Right. If this was a competition, I would win. I had to shoot him three times just to shut him up!"

Fitz (Iain de Caestecker) and Simmons (Elizabeth Henstridge) compare Hive stories