Quarantine Check-In, Outlander-Style

In this age of social distancing and the coronavirus quarantine, we're checking in on your mental health state using a brand-new scale: the emotional range of Outlander hero James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser, portrayed by Sam Heughan. Which Jamie are you today?

1. WEDDING NIGHT JAMIE

I feel like God himself when I'm... er, yes, I'm doing extremely well.

2. HIGHLAND FLING JAMIE

I'm aware life isna always great, but I'm not averse to kicking up my heels every now and then.

3. GENTLY AMUSED JAMIE

I'm feeling calm and centered. So aye, Claire, tell me about yer wee beasties again. 

4. WARY JAMIE

I canna say I am OK.

5. WARY JAMIE WITH WEAPON

Remember the time I realized I'd have to hunt down my own godfather like a dog? This is worse than that.

6. LIVING IN A CAVE JAMIE

Haven't bathed, eaten well or talked to another soul face-to-face in ages. If someone reached out, I wouldna turn them away.

7. READY TO KILL JAMIE

I'm verra angry/sad/frustrated/terrified. If I weren't ready to shoot something, I could use a hug.

8. WENTWORTH PRISON JAMIE

To borrow one of Claire's phrases: Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, I'm in a bad place right now.