Red Nose Day 2017: Best Moments
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BEST REACTION (ONCE IT WAS ASCERTAINED THAT HARDWICK WAS OK)
... causing Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) to dissolve in giggles. "You shut your mouth, Bryan Cranston!" Hardwick jokingly yelled across the stage.
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BEST PROOF YOU'RE DOIN' IT LIVE
Just as the telethon got underway in rainy New York, Hardwick slipped on the wet outdoor stage...
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NEW FAN FICTION ALERT
During a segment in which kids' wishes for the world started with the usual ("medicine for everyone who needs it") but quickly went rogue, one child hoped to see Orlando Bloom seduce a watermelon. Then, we saw the Pirates of the Caribbean star seduce a watermelon. Dude even has chemistry with fruit.
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LOVE ACTUALLY UPDATE (PART 2)
Hugh Grant's David is still the prime minister, he's still married to Natalie, and he's still boogying around 10 Downing Street (this time, to Drake's "Hotline Bling").
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LOVE ACTUALLY UPDATE (PART 1)
Andrew Lincoln's Mark visited old crush Juliet (who's still happily married to Chiwetel Ejiofor's Peter and still played by Keira Knightley) to let her know he had, indeed, married one of the women shown on his sign way back when: Kate Moss, who then showed up with a sign of her own.
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THE LONE SURVIVOR AWARD
Did Keenan Thompson appear, in part, to remind us that he isn't part of the recent Saturday Night Live exodus?
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LOVE ACTUALLY UPDATE (PART 4)
Jamie (Colin Firth) and Aurelia (Lucia Moníz) have a happy family — and when Jamie's Portuguese gets a little better, he'll realize that their brood is about to expand by one.
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LOVE ACTUALLY UPDATE (PART 3)
Bad news: Hot Karl does not appear to be in Sarah's (Laura Linney's) life. Good news: Her husband looks a lot like...
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LOVE ACTUALLY UPDATE (PART 6)
Oh, yeah, and Rowan Atkinson's Rufus is still doing this nonsense.
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BEST USE OF FAKE NEWS
The This Is Us cast pretended to give away pertinent Season 2 spoilers, including Kate's romance with Dennis Rodman and Jack's donation of a kidney.
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LOVE ACTUALLY UPDATE (PART 5)
Liam Neeson's Daniel is overjoyed when Joanna (Olivia Olson) asks his permission to have Sam's (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) hand in marriage. All I want for Christmas is YAY!
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THE 'I AM THE ONE WHO DUNKS' AWARD
Though everyone on stage in New York was soaked, thanks to the unrelenting rain, good sport Cranston took a special swim in a chilly dunk tank once the fundraising tally reached a certain point.
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LOVE ACTUALLY UPDATE (PART 3, CONT'D.)
... McDreamy himself, Patrick Dempsey. (But girl, change that ringtone!)