Schitt's Creek: The 10 Best Moments From The Series' Finale

We'd love to say we're not crying, you're crying, but c'mon, let's be real — we're all crying over the ways that the joyful series finale of Schitt's Creek lived up to its "Happy Ending" title. And since we'd sooner watch a Sunrise Bay reboot that doesn't star one Moira Rose than say goodbye to the sweet-hearted Pop comedy, we're going to take one last look back at the finale.

4. Alexis' Dress

To David's horror, his sister had accidentally chosen to wear a wedding gown to walk him down the aisle at his wedding. "Everyone's going to think we're getting married... to each other!" he exclaimed. Hey, at least she'd skipped the tulle headdress.

7. Alexis' Realization

Once again proving how much she's grown over the course of the series, a misty-eyed Alexis admitted to her mother that she was sorta glad that their formerly-fractured family had gone broke; their reversal of fortune was what had brought them together.

2. Moira's Speech

Her "crowening" achievement had everything that a fan could've wanted from it: the Sunrise Bay star at last being overcome by emotion, a self-promotional reference to her fine-feathered friends and — pass the damn tissues already — the last "bebe" we were ever gonna get.

3. Moira's Grand Entrance

David and Patrick's wiggy stand-in officiant couldn't have turned more heads with her arrival if she'd pedaled into town hall on a penny farthing while reciting haikus. In other words, it was quintessential Moira.

10. The Rude Awakening

A flustered David is a funny David. (Just look at that face!) So having his family begin his wedding day by informing him that his plans for an outdoor ceremony had hit a few rain-soaked snags was the ideal way to start the episode.

9. David's Massage

The groom never saw it, er, coming, and neither did we. But he wasn't complaining when the masseur that Patrick hired to de-stress his fiancé worked on more than the knots in his shoulders. On the contrary, David "was both shocked and impressed."

8. David's Vows

As if to underscore that the future awaiting them was as full of laughs as it was love, a tearful David concluded his heartfelt declaration to his betrothed with a particularly timely inside joke: "Patrick Brewer, you are my happy ending." What? Too soon?

1. Patrick's Vows

We wouldn't have believed that any moment could possibly top our favorite button face's serenade to his then-boyfriend during Season 4's "Open Mic" — until he reiterated that David was his Mariah Carey by singing a little bit of "Always Be My Baby" as a part of his vows.

6. The Going-Away Present

As Johnny and Moira were driven out of the small town that at least one of them had come to think of as home, the Rose family's patriarch took a last look at the wholly inappropriate Schitt's Creek sign — and found that Roland had recast it as a parting gift.

5. 'The Best'

If you weren't already dabbing away tears from years eyes, you had to have started when the Jazzagals launched into their heavenly rendition of the Tina Turner classic that had come to mean so much to David and Patrick (and all of us Schitt-heads).