'Ship Shape: How Your Fave Pairs From Coven, Shameless, Arrow And Other Shows Are Faring

THE COUPLE | Shameless' Mickey and Ian

THE LATEST | Ian is still secretly in the Army, which means Mickey is about 50 shades of hot mess. Mickey inconspicuously asks about Ian but no one knows where he is. In a touching scene (in more ways than one...), Mickey plucks out a picture of Ian and has his way with it in the bathroom.

AWW! | What are these feelings — do we dare say we feel bad for usual-psychopath Mickey as he struggles with not only his sexuality, but being away from Ian?

THE FORECAST | Cloudy. Ian will remain in the Army for a while — leaving Mickey with nothing but a faded photograph, a broken mirror and, ultimately, broken feelers.

THE COUPLE | The Carrie Diaries' Walt and Bennett

THE LATEST | Walt is M.I.A. while Bennett continues to self-destruct – skipping work, going to parties, lashing out at Carrie, etc. – after discovering his ex has AIDS. 

OUCH! | The episode before, a shaken Walt dumps Bennett, saying he isn't ready for the gay community yet.

THE FORECAST | Rainy. The duo are currently split, but we're hoping (and begging) that Walt comes around.

THE COUPLE | Castle's Castle and Beckett

THE LATEST | Castle and Beckett are discussing when to get married when Mama Martha suggests a trip to City Hall (to which the engaged couple says duhhh, no.) Later, Beckett mentions that maybe they should wait until next spring (she is flexible, after all).

AWW! | In the midst of all his daddy drama, Castle decides: Screw my book tour, SEPTEMBER IT IS.

THE FORECAST | Sunny! We may not have an exact date but we have the month — and any month that involves a Caskett wedding is a good month indeed.

THE COUPLE | Golden Globes hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

THE LATEST | These two comedy queens owned the Golden Globes with more zingers than we know what to do with – thus securing a special place in Hell in our hearts for life.

AWW! | Poehler put her "Masters of Sex from Boston College" to good use while Tina broke down Gravity for us: "It's the story about how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age." We die.

THE FORECAST | Exploding with sunshine. We couldn't have asked for better hosts ... we wish we could keep them in our pockets forever. Short of that, we look forward to their Globes threepeat next January.

THE COUPLE | Cougar Town's Travis and Laurie

THE LATEST | Raise your glass to this: Travis and Laurie aren't just kissing anymore – they're getting downright dirrty in the bedroom and in the shower (to which Jules walks in on a "tan and pale swirl" of skin).

AWW! | When Ellie tries to disprove Laurie's ship of lies, Travis comes to Laurie's defense, mentioning how "[He] believes everything about her." "That's because she lets you see her naked," Ellie remarks.

THE FORECAST | Sunny with some fake snow.The duo was last seen blissfully walking arm in arm.

THE COUPLE | Justified's Boyd and Ava

THE LATEST | After he beats Paxton to a bloody pulp (love hurts, after all), Boyd goes to visit Ava in the clink. Ava is freaking because her trial is in 10 days and they have no judge to "leverage." Boyd reassures her that he is doing everything in his power to get her out.

AWW! | Ava tells Boyd that he's the only person in the world looking out for her. He in turn reminds her to keep the faith.

THE FORECAST | Gloomy. Boyd will continue to struggle with Ava's predicament, causing him to unleash the fury.

THE COUPLE | New Girl's Nick and Jess

THE LATEST | After rooting for opposing basketball teams, Nick and Jess go head-to-head in a "sex-off," each vowing to turn their "sex taps" off (aka no sex) until the other switches team alliance. 

AWW! | Jess tries to seduce Nick with her best Paula Abdul impression while Nick tries to tempt Jess with his sexy hygiene techniques. (Personally, we thought he had a better shot at flossing.)

THE FORECAST | A three-pointer at the buzzer! These two awkward turtles eventually have sex (jerseys and all) — and we don't see them stopping anytime soon. 

THE COUPLE | Sleepy Hollow's Abbie and Ichabod

THE LATEST | On their way to vanquish the demon that used to torture her sister, Abbie and Ichabod spend quality time in a dark storehouse, where he gets up close and personal with her apocalypse-fighting tush. 

AWW! | Deciding that his one outfit could use some company (and some updating), Abbie goes on a mini shopping spree for Ichabod. He placates her by trying on some skinny jeans — to hilarious effect — before reverting to his colonial "finery."

THE FORECAST | Cloudy with a chance of apocalypse — sure, they were able to de-possess Macey, but the skies are surely darkening in advance of the imminent season finale. (All of that sacrifice talk has to have been foreshadowing, right?)

THE COUPLE | Revenge's Emily and Aiden

THE LATEST | After reaffirming that they cannot be together, Ems discovers that Aiden has been having serious suckface with Takeda's daughter, Niko.  

OUCH! | Just before she is set to leave, Niko finds the weapon that killed her father under Aiden's bed.

THE FORECAST | Rainy. Emily is setting her sights back on the wealthy family (Conrad's sheets, even!) and Aiden may not have any skin left soon — mangoes, anyone?

THE COUPLE | Almost Human's Kennex and Dorian

THE LATEST | An MX trash-talking Dorian's inferior programming takes a bullet to the face, courtesy of the DRN's touchy (and trigger-happy) partner.

AWW! | "You like me," Dorian teases Kennex, who gruffly denies it... But you're a terrible liar, John.

THE FORECAST | Cyber-sunny. The partnership between these two just keep getting stronger (whether Kennex admits to liking it or not).

THE COUPLE | Beauty and the Beast's Cat and Vincent 

THE COUPLE | Downton Abbey's Michael and Edith

THE LATEST | Edith gets a scolding from her aunt for shagging Michael the night before he sets off for Germany to begin the long process of becoming German in order to get, um, a German divorce.

AWW! | Michael also has Edith sign a doc giving her more control over his ass(ets) while he is away. SCORE!

THE FORECAST | All systems go! However, this is Downton where there tends to be a cloud on every horizon.

THE COUPLE | American Horror Story: Coven's Madison/Kyle/Zoe

THE LATEST | Kyle make his preference for Zoe so clear that he rejects Madison's offer of a blowjob. (That's when you know it's real.) After Madison drops a lighting fixture on Zoe in a fit of jealousy, Myrtle suggests that she and Kyle make a run for it. Last we saw, the sweethearts had boarded a bus for Orlando. 

AWW! | In a twist as wacky as the gal herself, Myrtle gives Zoe and Kyle tickets to Epcot.

THE FORECAST | We hope these two get themselves a snow cone at Epcot, cause we have a feeling Madison is going be burning with a vengence.

THE COUPLE | Nashville's Juliette and Avery

THE LATEST | Juliette avoids Avery after her aborted confession of love; Avery and Scarlett break up. 

AWW! | Post-break-up, Avery leaves Ms. Barnes a voicemail offering his support during her PR crisis, and adding that she can stop by "any time of the day or night."

THE FORECAST | Steamy. These two are going to get together eventually, and it's going to be hot when they do.

THE COUPLE | Arrow's Oliver and Felicity

THE LATEST | As Season 2 resumed, we learned that Felicity has been out of town, hanging with comatose Barry Allen. Hmm, how does Oliver feel about that? Oh wait, we know....

BIFF! POW! OOF! | When his pursuit of a baddie comes up empty, Oliver blames his eyes in the sky, urging Felicity to "pull [her] head out of Central City." Her retort: "Right after you get yours out of your ass!"

THE FORECAST | Dark storm passing. By episode's end, Ollie apologized for his outburst, explaining how he has come to realize how much he needs Felicity — as a "partner."